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2006-07-27 15:17:55 · 21 answers · asked by Jessica Simspon 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

i though girls will be turn on with my name. Should i show you my peni@ first?

2006-07-27 15:19:57 · update #1

WHATS A *****?

2006-07-27 15:23:29 · update #2

WHATS A (B O N E R)?

2006-07-27 15:23:57 · update #3

21 answers

TELL HER THAT SHE HAS A NICE RACK AND THAN ASK HER OUT ANS THJEN SHE SAYS YES AND HAPPY EVER AFTER.....THE END YOU FAT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!1 YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!11

2006-07-27 15:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

First get a new name. That would be a bit of a turn off.

2006-07-27 22:18:44 · answer #2 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0 0

get a bunch of abnormally large steriod dosed thugs to want to kill you. then show off your Neo Matrix style kong fu (you do have that, right?). make sure to do plenty of back flips and dodges and make sure that they never land a hit. mess them up bad and whatever girl you want will be all over you :D

AYEE WOAHH CHING TANG CHINGA CHINGA POW!!!
yelling the above words while fightin help to make you look like a total baddazz and may cause some of your rivals to become scared and cry like little girls.

2006-07-27 22:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Start by changing your name, little boy. No woman wants to be wooed by a guy using his body parts as a name.

2006-07-27 22:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 0 0

1) Make sure your breath doesn't stink.

2) Make sure you have taken a shower.

3) Make sure you don't have a b-o-n-e-r.

4) Say, "Would you like to go out sometime?".

5) Make sure you work out who is paying ahead of time.

2006-07-27 22:20:55 · answer #5 · answered by Mosaic 4 · 0 0

ok..so yOu want to knoe how to ask a chick out?? haha..my fav..
well talk to her and get to know her..make sure you like her..then when she smiles tht prolly means she likes you too..well if you have a good convo with her thn slip in the big question..ca'mon you can do it!!!! lol..its easy!

2006-07-27 22:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by yeah, a few days 1 · 0 0

Treat her simple lunch ask her for a movie.

2006-07-27 22:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by arveen paria arasuk 6 · 0 0

If you know her and are friends.....
you: Hi! How are you.
her: fine
you: I have these (great) tickets to __________ and my friend just canceled. I need someone to go with, are you interested.
her: sure..

If you don't know her.. this one might not work....
you:Hi my name is ________, How are you?
her: good.
you:You look really pretty.
her: thanks
you: would you like to hang out sometime?
her: sure..

2006-07-27 22:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by ice_sickle007 2 · 0 0

You name is sick. Better change your name before you ask someone out.

2006-07-27 22:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd say either you are a pervert or insanely insecure! Probably both!

2006-07-27 22:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by dee r 2 · 0 0

Yes it is a cliche, but send her flowers (if you want to go big). Or you can just be big and ASK HER OUT (you know what they say, go big or go home).

good luck ;-)

2006-07-27 22:20:18 · answer #11 · answered by dizzygrl 3 · 0 0

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