10 points easy?

Question

just make me laugh and i will give you 10 points

Answer 1

Check out this site and you will give me 20 points.

Answer 2

This couple are farmers and they use hand signals to notify each other of what they need. So the wife went to do her forty and the husband went to do his while the wifes tractor stalled so she started flagging her hubby down she put her hands over her head and was singaling she need a pair of pliers so the hubby put his hands over his head showing the pliers and grabbed himself and his azz wife couldn't figure it out so she went to the hubby asked what the h3ll are u trying to tell me ..He said I was trying to tell that the pliers are in the box behind the seat...lmao now if that didn't make u laugh I dunno what would

Answer 3

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Answer 4

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great", he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

Answer 5

There was a question on here the other day asking what should she do because her 7 year old son took a picture of her while she was on the toliet! That had me rolling!!

Answer 6

a blind man walks up to a bar where there are 5 women & he says to the bartender, "wanna hear a blonde joke?" after a pause the bartender says, "sir, since you are blind it is only fair to tell you that the woman to your right is a weightlifter, the woman to your left is a pro boxer & the women at the table behind you & myself all hold black belts in karate & we are all blonde." the blind man replies, "never mind. I don't wanna have to explain the joke 5 times . . . "

Answer 7

So this ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry buddy, we don't serve food here."

Answer 8

Laugh?
laugh at what?
where should i start?
The liitle green men who torture me at night while i sleep or the old man i keep tied up in my closet?
Laugh?
There isn't anything to laugh about...sorry i laughed too hard and pissed on myself.
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ok jokey joke
corney though.
What do you call it when a Japanese lady farts??



A Tokyo Drifter....lol
told ya.

Answer 9

look at your screen name; It made me laugh. laughing at ourselves is the best medicine and the best 10 pt getter

Answer 10

I wouldn't say I suffer from insanity, I quite enjoy it most of the time.