i would chase him down and tackle him and start punching his face in and poke his freaken eyes out with my fingers then start steping on his face then hang him upside down from a tree and start hitting him with a baseball bat after that i would gas him then set him on fire then i'd piss on him and cut of his legs and arms i would put a leg in alaska the other leg in florda one arm in california and the other arm in new york and his torso in indiana then keep his head as a trophy on my wall .
2006-07-27 14:18:23 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
first i would tie him down to a chair and brand the us flag onto his eyeballs using a laser. then i would shove a glass rod up his penis and smash it with a hammer. then slowly but surely i would skin him, one inch at a time, insuring he couldnt bleed to death. then after he was skinned i would tos him onto the beach and listen to his screams until he died
2006-07-27 14:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by MstrChief55 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him how much he was paid for the attrocities he has commited? Who paid him? and Then "Gauge his eyes out, Cut his tongue out, Cut his hands off and feet"(similar to the Princess Bride) and let him live out his life with his ears intact so he could hear all the people talking about him with morbid pleasure in seeing him in the manner that he is in. Then I would hunt down those who paid him and give them the same punishment. They would not deserve the be killed, they would deserver to be left in a mangled mess for the rest of their worthless lives.
my two cents.
2006-07-27 14:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by mr_e_mn007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd immediately drop a dime!
And if I saw someone chasing down, tackling, punching someone out, I'd do the same thing.
Either way, he'd be caught and dealt with.
2006-07-27 14:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by Linda S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMMMM... WHAT VILE MEAN THINGS COULD I AND WOULD I DO UMMM.. I'D SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD DRAG HIM OFF BUY HIS NUTS TIED TO MY SUV AND THEN.....well does the term dismember mean anything?...um yes the poor smuck would visit all fifty some states at the same time o yea the king would make the bastard PAY FOR SHO.
2006-07-27 14:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by KING OF KINGS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atta boy - prove him right. Nice.
Xan Shui,
Philosophic Philanthropist, Honest Man
2006-07-27 14:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd get him and call the FBI or CIA or the police! Then while in jail, I would have Christians come and talk to him about Jesus Christ everyday until he dies in his jail cell. That would really be more painful than just killing him.
2006-07-27 14:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by Clinicalfrog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch him out. If I had a gun, shoot him. Detain him in any way possible. Then turn him in for that nice multi-million dollar bounty the government is offering.
2006-07-27 14:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by ATWolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tie him up and call the FBI so that I could get that huge reward that I know would come for doing the job the military couldn't get done.
2006-07-27 14:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by ScareCrow26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd do whatever it takes to catch him- and earn that $37 million bounty the US government put on his head. The governemnt can do to him what they wish.
2006-07-27 14:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Michael G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would help the man cross the street.
2006-07-27 14:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Cricket 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋