Which Sheryl Crow song should Weird Al Yankovic parody and what should it be titled?

Question

My Picks

Steve McQueen(Mr Bean)
Tomorrow Never Dies(Tamales Never Fry)
Soak Up The Sun(Shot With A Gun)
All I Wanna Do (I Gotta Poop)

What would your suggestions be? 10 points to the Funniest suggestion be original and remember this is a humor question

Answer 1

Every Day is A Winding Road - Every Gay has a violent Toad

Excerpt of the first two verses:

I hitched a ride with a Disco Ball repair man
He says his boyfriend, Hank is quite nice
He was high on some frog secretions
I've never licked a toad, but it might be nice
he pulled out a toad
and asked me to get high
But I didn't get high, and I got a little low,
When that little, dumb toad bit me in the nose

Every gay has a violent toad
You better not lick it
And some Gays travel down the road
But you better watch out for his magic toad

Okay, it makes no sense, but it made me laugh.