This question is twofold, what if you are with your boyfriend and the other if you were at a diner party with coworkers and the boss is sitting next to you?
2006-07-27 14:05:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ United States ➔ Other - US Dining Out
you don't excuse yourself, you run for the hills!!!!!
2006-07-27 14:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ralph G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The proper excuse is to be honest: "Oh, I'm a rube who doesn't know better than to fart during a meal, but I accidentally had a bowel movement. Please excuse the odor and I'll be back after I change my knickers and have a courtesy transplant."
2006-07-28 00:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!! O.K. Whew! if I was with the b.f, I would just get up and run to the toilet! The dinner party with the boss................why would you try to fart next to your boss anyway? Whew......Lol LOL LOL...........I would just excuse myself that I was feeling ill and hope that there were no poo stains comming through my pants and get rid of the panties.....LOL lol
2006-07-27 21:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would say
plaes forgive me
i just need a few mins in the girlsrooms
and leave.
or maybe you can be bold and tell what you just did.
or maybe just say i sh+t my panties.
2006-07-31 11:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by DENISE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad I ran into you. You absolutely cracked us up. We're even getting a visual.
2006-07-27 21:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must you use such vulgar words? Just say "excuse me" and leave the table.
2006-07-27 22:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by ChaoticChicaLovesJT 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha oh God
JP made me lol!
2006-07-28 05:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by crkadct 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i believe proper etiquette would suggest you say, "If you will please excuse me kind sirs, I just sharted."
2006-07-27 23:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why are you wearing panties??????? thats tmi
2006-07-28 05:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just get up and run............ you will be remembered!!!!! LOL
2006-07-27 21:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by SweetT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋