Where is a man's brain?

Answer 1

dunno were they actually given 1?

Answer 2

A man's brain is in his head, the same as a woman's. But the man's is larger and is used more,

Answer 3

To be fair us men actually have 2 brains. Admittedly one is in our pants. Now, the problem we have is that there is only enough blood in our body to operate one at a time and you know what a b***h gravity is. ;o)

Answer 4

Really a true man's brain is in his heart from which springs forth life,wisdom,innovations e.t.c

Answer 5

We keep our brains in your hearts, and we sit quietly so we can hear your heart beat. It is what keeps us from becoming unglued. But we know sometimes it seems that our minds wander, when that happens know this.... your souls remind us of mountain ranges and forests..we were lost in those once also.

Answer 6

Actually, man's brain lies in his penis and not his head. His penis is greedy and trouble maker which him makes him do what not you name it. He cheats his wife for another woman just for the pleasure of his penis and gets involved in relationship disputes and divorce which eventually drags him to family court and finally land up in jail.

Answer 7

his brain is in his head, and remember he has two heads, one with a brain and one without

Answer 8

Around about 2' South, and a little to the left/right of where it should be: according to 99.9% of most women!!

Answer 9

It is located in our head but we only use it as a last resort - its our 'peter' that wears the pants in our house and makes all the important decisions.

Answer 10

men only have half of a brain.

Answer 11

Men have two heads. We have to empty the little one before the big one can think.