2006-07-27 12:19:25 · 19 answers · asked by bjoybeads 4 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
I have a niece who is 2 years older than me. My oldest brother was 23 when I was born, and he had gotten married at 20 and had a daughter. I was explaining this to another adult one time, and she said, "I don't understand, if she's older, doesn't she have to be your aunt?"
Yes. Age defies and reverses the laws of familial relationships.
2006-07-27 12:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nitris 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I had gone to the fair one year. This guy kept following me around. He wasn't right behind me, everywhere I walked I could see him out of the corner of my eye. I was walking around with my mother and she walked away from me to get something to drink. He walked up to me and said, " Are you my long lost girlfriend?" I said, " If I'm your girlfriend I must have got lost for a reason!" He said, " I was only trying to be nice, I wanted to see if you would go out with me?" I told him to use that line on somebody else. I never in my life heard something so stupid!
2006-07-29 01:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by pussypoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was watching the hills and someone said this salads like a party, a week later i was on a date, and some guy said that to me.
2006-07-27 19:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My classmates and I were discussing Ancient Greece cultures and how the ancient Greeks invented bras, and a female student asks "wait, I thought America invented bras?!" It was pretty funny...
2006-07-27 19:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by starrchick101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answer to a socail studies question on where some historical event occured:
girl: "um was that in Turkey? (the country)
teacher: "Turkey?!? Oh can you smell the turkey in my lunch?? -stupid laugh- Yes it was (the country )Turkey.."
it was soooooooooo lame. but really funny because it wasn't funny and the teacher was the only one laughing which we all were like "um... ha ha ha good one" sarcasticlly..
2006-07-27 19:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If anyone as fat as you, with as big of a mouth as you have can get a younger man - then anyone can.
My boss said this to me during a conversation about dating.
2006-07-27 21:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by JuneCleaver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work in a kitchen and we have ice tea machines that are clearly labled iced tea. One of the workers who has been there for a little while comes and asks do you get the ice tea out of the iced tea machine......
No, we get ours from a cow, of corse it comes from the iced tea machine!
2006-07-27 22:03:50 · answer #7 · answered by I_am_Here_and_Happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone once thought i was an alien from outer space that came to smoke all the weed on earth...then again this person was on sum sort of drugs
2006-07-27 19:25:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my fiance something and he said in a smarty tone like didn't believe what I was saying. "All of that and a gallon of milk in the fridge." HUH??
2006-07-27 19:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by Mashiara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me they wanted to make a drink with frozen ice.
2006-07-27 19:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by Zahra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋