can you tell me a zen joke?

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2006-07-27 12:02:21 · 6 answers · asked by eternity 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy

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2006-07-27 12:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by wehwalt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

If I told it, it would not be zen.

What is the sound of a joke?

2006-07-27 20:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by Gonzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Can you tell me a zen answer?

2006-07-27 20:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by farolito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Why does a mouse spin?
The higher, the fewer.

2006-07-27 19:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything!" :-))

2006-07-27 19:05:37 · answer #5 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

thinking, i'll be back. don't want to add to my watch list.

2006-07-27 19:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋