Do you think FEMA will help me?

Question

I left my hose running and the whole hillside slid down. Took most of the pool and out-door bbq with it. Thank God the maids house was left intact. I know it was my fault, living on a slide prone hillside and all, but what do think my chances with FEMA are? Do you you think they will put me up on a cruise ship? I could not live in one of those trailers. They still have money to throw my, right?

NEDDIE No kidding? As soon as I get back from Bora Bora, I'll try that. Thanks for the tip.

Answer 1

I agree with Lauri P. You need to fire that LAZY maid! She should have taken care of that hose. It is so hard to find good help.

I recommend hiring a bunch of illegals to do the clean up work and when they are nearing completion call the INS. Free labor!

Answer 2

If you have a socialist agenda you should vote liberitarian and we will all be free to pursue uniformity, secularism, and name calling.

Answer 3

Doubt it. FEMA is for natural disasters, not mistakes people make.

Answer 4

Oh I so hope you are attempting to be funny... If you are try again. If you are being serious fire the maid, use her salary to fix your crap.

Answer 5

give it a go. they paid for dvd players, tv sets, hookers, champagne, and all sorts of essential items to victims of katrina. why should u be left out?

Answer 6

What's FEMA? Is it an offshoot of NOW?

Answer 7

run outside and hold your arms into the air and scream F E M A, your wish will be granted................

Answer 8

Doubt it.