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I have to get my mail... where is the key at?

2006-07-27 11:45:57 · 13 answers · asked by E-Rock 3 in News & Events Current Events

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Never fear my crystal ball will save the day....it fell out of your pocket down a sewer drain, it has been pushed all the way out to the ocean. A small fish ate it just before an albatross swallowed the fish, the bird flew down to China where it umm "passed" the key out. The key fell down to earth onto a barge headed towards your hometown. Some guy picked up the key and put it in a pocket. He goes into town to meet the girl he's been seeing for several months on and off to have some "waa waa wee waa" In the commotion of said "waa waa wee waa" the key fell into the woman's purse. Where it now rests. So just, check your girlfriend's purse ;) Just kidding This is meant to be humour not insulting, please take it as such

How would anyone know where your key is?

2006-07-27 12:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by Nox_Mortis 2 · 11 0

I usually put my house key in the mailbox when I leave. Did you check the mailbox?

2006-07-27 11:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

in the adventure that they are your friends you need to do significantly better to for my area ask them for donations... that is illegitimate to positioned something in mailboxes. you need to rubberband them or clip them. it really is the merely decision you've the position the mailbox is in contact. sturdy success on the walk, you're doing a incredible element..So yea bypass on your friends and positioned on the domestic dog eyes and smile and attraction them into donating....you may do it!

2016-11-26 19:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by tsistinas 4 · 0 0

It fell out of your pocket in the washer or the dryer. Check them both.

2006-07-27 11:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by askme 4 · 0 0

It fell out of your pocket, and is under the cushions on the sofa.

2006-07-27 11:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by ns220 3 · 0 0

It's probably right in front of your face. look in the most obvious places. It will probably turn up once you get another one LOL.

2006-07-27 11:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by Kali_girl825 6 · 0 0

It's in the last place you will look before you find it!

2006-07-27 12:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In one of your pants pockets which you tossed in with your dirty laundry.

2006-07-27 11:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it is in the mailbox.

2006-07-27 11:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by Mimiat41 5 · 0 0

Where my hat is at?
We wouldn't know.

2006-07-27 11:48:59 · answer #10 · answered by shmux 6 · 0 0

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