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Badgers are pretty big, ya'know...

2006-07-27 11:42:12 · 14 answers · asked by org4zm_1z_d4m4g3_1nc 1 in Science & Mathematics Physics

14 answers

Yes & you have asked a stupid question.

2006-07-29 03:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1 0

No - its a common mistake to imagine you'd be injured in some way by being hit by a badger travelling at 200mph. The truth is badgers are actually made of the softest material known to man. On impact with your chest the whole of the badger would bend around you like a wobbly jelly. It might tickle a bit, and the Badger might be a tad annoyed but on the whole you would live. However, a word of warning; Although they are tissue-soft, Badgers hold grunges, and they are dab hands at hot wiring vehicles. Do you really want to see a angry Badger with murder in his eyes bearing down on you from the inside of a stolen 18-wheeler? I thought not.
Put your cannon away and take up fly fishing instead.

2006-07-27 11:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by warden14 3 · 0 0

The badger would liquidise as it passed through 150mph as this is the atomic speed limit for wildlife of this size. All the victim would get is wet and stinky.

2006-07-27 11:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by Thinker 4 · 0 0

No, you wouldn't get delimbed, but you'd have a nice neat badger sized hole in your chest lol

2006-07-27 11:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by MzzandtheChuchuBees 5 · 0 0

wouldn't you get a bit suspicious of a bloke stiffing a badger in a cannon and pointing it at you?

2006-07-27 11:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by arnold 3 · 0 0

No, but it wouldn't do the badger much good.

2006-07-27 11:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you know the last thing to go thru the badgers mind dont you?




his butt

2006-07-27 13:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by limetemple 2 · 0 0

*burp*...

There aint anything left of that badger now.

I think i got de-hungered.

Does anyone have a toothpick ?

2006-07-27 13:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by Jezuz C 2 · 0 0

De-limbed? More like torn into pieces.

2006-07-27 11:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by Darth Futuza 2 · 0 0

My friend just tried it. He was going to answer your question but he got de-limbed instead and he is dead now. So there is your answer.

2006-07-27 12:56:35 · answer #10 · answered by mathcore321x 2 · 0 0

Dunno, but suggest you give it a go and find out.

But leave the badger out of the deal - I happen to like badgers.

2006-07-27 11:47:26 · answer #11 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 0 0

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