A Conservative's example of Liberal logic. Of course its fallacious, but a great example!?

Question

Premise #1: Al Gore created the internet. http://www.gargaro.com/algore.html
Premise #2: Almost all stockmarket speculation takes place over the internet. http://www.answers.com/topic/stock-trader-2
Premise #3 On of the reasons regarding high oil prices is private speculation. http://hsgac.senate.gov/index.cfm?Fuseaction=Subcommittees.Home&SubcommitteeID=11&Initials=PSI
Conclusion: Al Gore has caused the high gasoline prices.

Answer 1

Liberal logic.

A When sitting on the toilet, you read.
B Sitting on the toilet causes hemorrhoids
C Reading causes hemorrhoids

Answer 2

Al Gore did not create the Internet,, he never said he did,, Al Gore endorsed the Internet,,, stock-market speculation takes place in the stock market, market,,,, high oil prices are due to the demand because of the continues wars,,,, George W Bush has caused high gasoline prices...

Answer 3

Al Gore can't take the credit for high gasoline prices. China can, since they have the fastest growing economy in the world.

Answer 4

I do have to point out an error in your example. (and just take silliness to another level)

Only God can create, so this may put high gas prices at God's feet.

Do you think this could be worked into the press releases of the oil companies record profit earnings reports?

Answer 5

Nope. We Conservatives understand that Liberals are incapable of logic.

Answer 6

SHOOTER586: actually... THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT CONSERVATIVES DO... I'll actually use an example that they use:

the war in Iraq...

Middle Eastern folks hit us in 9-11

Iraq is in the Middle East

Iraq hit us on 9-11

this is what many of them think... with no apparent facts to back it up...

Answer 7

http://www.whenangrydemocratsattack.com

http://www.zombietime.com << liberals in all of their logical glory.