Whats next?

Question

I kicked my husband in his ya'ya's. He sleeps on his back and i waited for just the right position. It was about 3am so I stood between his legs, raised my leg, and dropped my foot as hard as I could. He woke screaming in the most delicious agony i've ever heard, and his tears were long and delicious. Whats the next thing that I can do to him to bring more tears?

Answer 1

what did he do to deserve it? well. i guess u could nurse him back to health..tell him u didnt mean it and u love him..then do it again or stick a huge didlo up his ***. or pee on him or poop on him and leave.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

ROFL@TJ R

then

***Tilting head with confused look like a baffled dog***

What kind of f---ed up-ness did I wander into here?

In answer to the question....... you could have someone (other than you, whom he certainly does *NOT* trust by now) convince him that the CD "Klaus Nomi - The Essential" has hidden subliminal messages that have aphrodisiacal properties.

This will bring him those much-needed tears as he looks for a replacement for you, which should happen very shortly.

Glad I could help....

Answer 4

You know, I think the whole "why on earth would someone do that" speal.
It sounds you have a very unhealthy relationship with your husband. Either he's doing something to you to make you want to cause him such pain, or you just get some sick pleasure out of hurting him. In either case, I strongly suggest counceling, and if that fails, just leave the relationship.
This is abuse, plain and simple.

Answer 5

You're actually 12 years old aren't you? Not married at all?

Yep, you are a broken little thing. Whining for power. Poor baby. Nobody loved you? Daddy touched you? You need help.

I hope you get committed to the nut ward. You are a danger to others now and a future serial killer.

Answer 6

You are one lucky Beach. Someone does that move to me, as soon as I walk you're dead meat. There is not a male jury in the land who would convict either. Why don't you just dispense with the preliminary bouts and just soak the bed down with gasoline and do the Saigon Monk routine.

Answer 7

Ya what person would answer to this question and actually give you some weird sick ideas?

Okay, first of all, why the hell would you do this? If he's your husband. . . dont you love him?

Maybe you didnt even do this, you just want to get attention, or think that some people will think you are funny...which no one does (i dont think).

This is just sick and mean. (what you "did")

Answer 8

Is he into that kinda stuff as well? Cause if he is maybe you could let him have a turn, and let him kick you in the boobs and make you cry. After all caring is sharing.

Answer 9

Honey, if that's your true picture. I'd suggest just being at eye level with him when he wakes up. If i'd had to look at your face every morning, I'd need a kick in the balls just to get me going.

Answer 10

I hope he either beats the **** out of you, or locks you up for a week and refuses to feed you. I can't believe they let people like you out on the streets.

Answer 11

You could divorcee him but that would only bring tears of joy to his face.