I need some ideas for revenge. I have a neighbor who stalked us in her car and called the police,all we did was walk down a public road, thats it! I have so many ideas but I need some good ones.
Please don't say compromise
2006-07-27 11:20:54 · 51 answers · asked by slutster5 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
LMAO gee... I could write book on that. However to do this ALWAY MAKE SURE THEY DONT SEE YOU!!! That mean do it at random time, have few friends do it for you occassionally, watch out for alarms or camera, do it at night or when they're out for vacation, avoid lighted area, use pay phone that is far away from your house, etc...However don't blame me if you get caught, those activity are illegal.
-Put dead animals in mailbox
-Put sugar in car gas tank
-Put couple marbles in car gas tank, the noise will annoy them and it's expensive to get it out.
-sprinkle salt onto grass when you walk pass their house.
-Gather dog sh!t from park or other place and dump them on neighbor's driveway or front lawn.
-Put food color in in water balloon and full it up with water then throw it at their house, car, or driveway.
-Hide a carton of eggs in heated area for month then throw it at their house.
-Go to butcher shop ask for animals body pieces that they don't use then throw it all over neighbor's house.
-Go to library, subricpt for as many magazines as possible with "bill me later" and mail it to your neighbor.
-Find out when your neighbor is usually off work and make sure he/she will be home on that day. Call as many services as possible such as foods delivery, plumber, roof repairer, remodel specialist, pool builder, balcony builder, anything you can think of Have them all show up at same time on same day. This will drive your neighbor nut big time. Do this few time and in end your neighbor will not be able to get any of them to come by for months. Also for kicks, have them all come every few weeks to keep the neighbor bad reputation up.
2006-07-27 11:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't revenge is a game for the weak minded and it really accomplishes nothing but aggrevating your problems. Think about it anything you do just increases the stakes, then she does something bigger, then you do something bigger. If all you really did was walk down a public road then this is no big deal, so what she's hyper, she isn't going to change because of anything you do and it won't be any big mystery to the police where to look. I'm sure you won't pay any attention to this but at least think whatever you come up with all the way through, think of the consequences to YOU. Nothing would make this woman happier than sitting back and watching YOU get YOURSELF in even more trouble, I know if I didn't like you that would give me quite a laugh, all at your expense...so who really gets the revenge?
2006-07-27 11:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by dappersmom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I once heard about a women who's boyfriend had cheated on her getting revenge by sewing prawns into the hem of the guy's curtains. After a couple of days they really started to smell and he had no idea what was causing it. Quite a time consuming revenge plot but probably with quite a big impact!
2016-03-16 06:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it go ignoring them is the best revenge, if she knows she's bothering you she will do it more. You could seek a restraining order but that might make it worse. IGNORE HER ! Just act like you don't notice her, then she may stop. Don't do anything to get your self into trouble. Now if she comes on your property you can give her a piece of your mind, but let it go and pretend like you don't notice her. Revenge can only come back on YOU!
2006-07-27 11:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by JBWPLGCSE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is for the immature. The best revenge would be to continue to walk past her, nod and smile pleasantly. It really pisses people off when the do something aggressive and you don't react the way they expect. You could also send her a thank you card - that will really freak her out and she won't know what to do. But to stoop to illegal activity puts you in the wrong, and brings the law back to you. Why would you want to do that?
2006-07-27 11:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Mother Bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call from a public phone and report that there is suspicious activity going inside her house and that you feel she's a drug dealer because people knock on her door every 5-10 minutes or so. Then again, revenge isn't the answer.
2006-07-27 11:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by sunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess this means you don't want to hear that getting revenge won't work????
How about turn the tables? Make her some brownies or cookies or take her a bouquet of flowers and make and abject apology!
2006-07-27 11:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by DD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell no, don't compromise. She's just looking for trouble. What ever you do wear gloves. You may be able to let the air out of her tires or put some sugar in the engine. Maybe you should try following her around and see how sh likes it. Or you could try the old burning bad of dog poo on the front porch trick.
2006-07-27 11:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by big_dog832001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know her address ,order pizza lots of them for her address,and the next day ..order Chinese..takeout,for her house.
Hire someone to go to her front door..like a clown..or use your imagination(e.g. fuller brush guy )
Tell the Jehovah witnesses that she requested them to go to her house..because she wants to be saved.
Call the police and tell them that you cannot stand to hear the moaning noises coming out of her house when she is having sex. (noise complaint)It might show up in the local paper...lol
Buy a can of grease and put it on her doorknobs.
Hang a clothesline of undergarments on her front lawn so everyone thinks she is white honky trash..
Call the local paper and tell them that you think she has a dead guy in the house.
buy some trashy bumper stickers and stick them on the back of her car.,
stalk her with a camera and take photos of her at the grocery store and post them on the net..edited with captions of course.
This will surely make her life a living hell and she won't have time to chase you around street corners with her car ..lol
Have a nice day ! :)
2006-07-27 11:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by Dfirefox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok watch South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die." that has the best revenge plot for a cartoon yet
2006-07-27 11:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by Dum Spiro Spero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why stoop to your neighbor's level. What did the police do. If you walked down a public road and that is it, no laws were broken. Your neighbor has a problem, not you. Avoid this person and go on with your life. If this person does something to you then call the police and let them handle it.
2006-07-27 11:24:57 · answer #11 · answered by shirley_corsini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋