Why is david so annoying?

Answer 1

Well, first of all, he smells. Like really, really bad. I mean, seriously... Has nobody ever told this guy about deoderant? Or mouthwash (omg, don't get me started on his teeth).

Secondly, I hate his hair. The way it sticks up like that. Especially that one part. You know the one I'm talking about... near the back. That little cowlick or whatever it is...

Have you ever noticed that he's a little cross-eyed? Not a lot, but that one eye is a little lazy. Drives me nuts when I'm talking to him. I never know where to look. I usually end up just picking one to focus on, but then I spend the whole conversation wondering if I'm looking at the bad eye, and if he can tell the difference. Then I switch and look at the other eye, and I start to worry that he can tell that I don't know which eye to look at. Eventually, I get so distracted by my wrong-eye anxiety, I forget what I'm saying and have to change the subject.

And what about his clothes? I mean, c'mon! Does anybody wear that stuff anymore? Who dresses this guy? You know that one jacket he always wears...? Did he find that in a dumpster? OMG. Do the fashion police have any kind of capital punishment? If not, they should. Specifically for David.

That little sound he makes when he's talking... Not the words, but that weird clicking sound or whatever it is... it grosses me out. It's a subtle sound, I know, but it always makes me think he's about to retch. At first I didn't notice it, but now that I have, I can't stop hearing it. I don't even hear what he's saying anymore. I'm too busy trying to keep my own vomit from rising...

And that brings me to his nose hairs. Usually you don't have to start trimming those until you're, like, 40. Santa needs to bring David some clippers THIS YEAR, though. It's like the Black Forest in there...

I've also heard his penis is small. Very small. Very, very small. Like, unnaturally small. In fact, I heard from this one girl (who said she'd gone about halfway with him) that it was an "innie."

He passes gas a lot. That, of course, goes without saying, as anyone who's been around him for more than 15 minutes can attest. And that smell doesn't go away. No, sir. If he spends any amount of time in your house, you will definitely have to replace all the drapes and carpets. The stench just gets trapped in there....

Plus his face just doesn't look human. I don't know if he had a siamese twin disconnected from him at birth, but, if so, I'd be willing to bet they were connected at the face. Normal, unscarred faces just don't look like that...

Did I mention that he lies? Like, all the time. ALL the time. Do not believe a word he says. It's all rubbish.

And have you met his mom? OMG. The poor woman. I think the incessant stench just ate away her brain. She babbles, incoherently, about soup. Always soup. I don't know why.

Anyway, THAT'S why David is so annoying.

Now, the real question: Who's David?

Answer 2

DCO-i checked your past questions and answers and no david was found-so i would have to say-because u dont deal with all the information-if u act toward him as u do to us-realize -u may be annoying yourself-and we reap what we sow-but u seem wonderfull so sow some better seeds ok-thanks alot david

Answer 3

Who the hell is David?

Answer 4

define david

Answer 5

because he is named David. That isn't good.

Answer 6

The men and women who deliver others thumbs down due to the fact that any one stated they do not a certian participant. Like reply poster a million: I do not like A-Rod. I consider he is puffed up. Then any one offers a thumbs down. Get over it! Everyone does not like each and every unmarried participant. lol. People who do not recognize others evaluations also are stressful.

Answer 7

email me with who david is

Answer 8

david??

Answer 9

WHO THE HEK IS DAVID?

Answer 10

he probalby has a crush on you. If you tell him that you like him to, everything should be OK