2006-07-27 10:34:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computers & Internet ➔ Internet
when the chicken asked the egg which one of them came first.
2006-07-27 10:38:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When God asked Adam, "where is Eve?"
Adam answered "God, don't change a thing! We just discovered SEX, and she is down at the river washing up!"
God replied "OH, NO! The FISH will smell like that for eternity!"
This was before God asked"Adam, what happened to the Apple, the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of good and evil?" And Adam said, "Ask EVE!" who told God, "Well, the serpent did beguile me!" and, "Adam also partook!"
Yes, THAT excuse really worked! Blame the man who blamed the woman who blamed a snake!
My dog ate my homework???
2006-07-27 10:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
december 2005
2006-07-27 10:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe the first question was the serpent asking Eve "Has God not said..." and she was dumb enough to answer. Been going downhill ever since (LOL)
2006-07-27 10:40:17 · answer #4 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b4 neanderthals (first pplz)
the first animasls cuz they could talk 2 each other
but i dont really wnt to think about it cuz i lik to live in da moment lol
2006-07-27 10:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Abi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋