otherwise known as "gambling and losing"
2006-07-27 10:16:55 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the worst are when you're outside, in a public restroom, the urge to fart comes on, you give in, poop urself and now u gotta clean up. there goes a perfectly good pair of undies and possibly a t-shirt depending on the supplies of the restroom. bummer.
happened to me at an outdoor jazz fest with a girl i had been trying to date for weeks. we finally went out, i went to a porta potty and bam! it happened. no tp, had to use my shirt. went the rest of the nite shirtless.
2006-07-27 10:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by mex-o-funk 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I was is 6th grade when this kid in our class in the back of the room suddenly asked to use the restroom or go to the office, I don't remember which.
Anyway shortly there after some of us guys had to go to the library for some research thing and we saw him walking very strangely down the hall towards the office.
We were like, "What the heck happened to you"
And his response was I swear, "I tried to fart, and cr*pped my pants!"
Funniest thing we ever heard at that point. We didn't let him live that down for like a year or two.
2006-07-27 10:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey do you really need to quizz the world on this one
This better be for a reserch paper and better get really good grade.
so Ill anwer with all dignity
yess
ahh there it goes all my dignity
2006-07-27 10:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Don The great .................. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's far worse, is when you have the stomach crud with severe craps and a badly timed cough or sneeze leaves you simmering in a puddle of brown gravy.
2006-07-27 10:20:21 · answer #4 · answered by Z33K Zmorphod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you seeking to 'bond' with fart family members?
Comparing notes for your next farting family reunion???
2006-07-27 10:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a page on funnyjunk.com about different kinds of poopie and it has that on there. It's really funny! It's called the poopie list. Anywayys to answer your question, no.
2006-07-27 10:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by flowerchild 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh Ha that reminds me of boys ! Freak out ! And Wow I really dig that Uncle Buck hat !
2006-07-27 10:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not since I was about two or three years old.
2006-07-27 10:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always referred to these as "atomic" farts because of the fallout.
2006-07-27 10:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
otherwise known as spoiling a wet one
2006-07-27 10:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋