ahhh, the memories...?

Question

I came across this video
(no, it is NOT me! lol),
and it made me think
of school pictures and
family movies and
mom bringing out the
naked baby butt pictures
to show my dates....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9G62ZuMRhc&search=i%20wanna%20be%20a%20cowboy

What, from your past,
makes you laugh like a hyena,
and fall over from embarrassment
at the same time?

When I say YOUR PAST...
I mean you, yourself and...you. lol

Answer 1

My grandmother can tell some stories about me.... my goodness. The woman can remember everything! She loves to tell two stories:
1. When I was about 3, she was in her sewing room and I was in there talking to her, standing up in her rocking chair. I was rocking back and forth, despite her warnings to sit down. I "tumped over" and landed on her garbage can that she used for thread, scraps etc. It was made out of some kind of material that wasn't hard like plastic. I started crying and called it a "crash can", and it stuck. It was a "crash can" from that moment on.

2. I was watching Andy Griffith with my grandfather, which was a daily ritual. This was the "haunted house" episode, where they were playing tricks by getting behind this painting that didn't have eyes. The music turned real scary, and the old drunk said "there' some eyes back there, and they ain't mine". At that moment, my grandfather said "Boo!" real loud. I jumped up and ran out of the room. From that moment on, anytime the whistling would come on from the Andy Griffith show, I'd leave the room.

Lastly....
3. My dad would never remember the names of boys that came to my house. I don't know if he refused to remember, or if he pretended not to remember just to make them feel "unimportant". There was this guy who was my very best friend in high school, we never dated, but for 4 years he would come over to visit, and my dad would always say "What's your name again?" It became a big joke. Whenever I talk to him to this day, he still brings that up.

I'm sure there are more, but those are the three that immediately come to mind.

Answer 2

The time my dingy sister-in-law burnt the pizza. My nephew was about 2 and we had gone for a walk while she cleaned house and she decided to make those mini-frozen pizzas. Well, we got back from taking a walk and there was smoke everywhere! She's screaming for me to get my nephew and the dog out of the house cuz it's burning down and calls the fire dept. It seems she had made bacon in the broiler and had forgotten to clean it out so it was just grease smoke. Well, the first fireman to show up was the guy they had bought the house from a month earlier! If she's around it's always a laugh a minute!!!

Answer 3

The only thing I can remember that is embarrassing is a picture of me on a stool looking out my bedroom window.

Why is it funny? I didn't have any pants on. I was like 6 years old.

My mom still loves that picture!

Of course...there are PLENTY of mullet pictures from the 80s! Those are funny, too!