Make me laugh, most embarassing moments?

Question

Make me laugh, post you funniest most embarrasing moments.

Answer 1

I was 17! I Had just taken care of business in the restroom. I decided I was going to walk 4 blocks across town to my cousin's house. I asked my little brother to go with me. As I was walking I was wondering why so many people were walking slow and staring at me. I had encountered several schoolmates along the way. Each who passed me gave me long stares, and kept calling my name. Suddenly, a local police officer that I had a crush on, driving slowly behind us, passed by and said, "Hey girl, what's up?" I thought I was in heaven.

I finally reached my cousin's house, and my Aunt Betty screamed. I turned around and asked her, "What's wrong Aunt Betty?" Aunt Betty asked, "Don't you feel a breeze?" I said, "No. Why?" Aunt Betty replied, "Because the entire left side of your dress is tucked into your panties!" I froze in my tracks.
I looked at my brother and asked, "Why didn't you tell me?"

He said, "I thought you knew your booty was showing". That's why I was walking behind you so people wouldn't say we was together. I screamed in embarrassment, and I began chasing him around the house with a mop.

Answer 2

Gosh-there's so many to choose from. Fell down the stairs at a keg party after just having filled up my cup-I fell all the way from the top to the bottom, too. But I never spilled a drop of my beer.

Came home drunk as a fart one night while I was still in high school. My best friend was with me-we were so drunk, we had to be carried in the door by my brother and his best friend. My best friend had to pee, so she went into the bathroom, pulled her underwear down, and sat down on a lit kerosene heater and pissed. She never felt a thing.

My brother, thinking himself real cool, found a ziplock baggie full of cut and dried lavender in my bedroom and tried to smoke it. Our old house still stinks.

I walked up to a dj at a club to ask him to play an AC/DC song. He said that he didn't have that one, so I asked-straight faced "But you have Big Balls, don't you?"

A girls noght out about two years ago with friends. We were getting tipsy in a fairly well-to-do place. The waiter asked what I'd like and I order a "six inch prime rib, please". Yes, he was very cute.

Then there was the time I took my mother to a strip club by accident....

My life has been on long embarassing moment.

Answer 3

I went to this bonfire the other day, and this really hot guy was there, and we were playing volleyball in a big circle, and i tried to impress him and dived for the ball to get it off the ground and fell foreward right in front of him, i looked like an idiot haha.

Answer 4

plain and simple getting chased by a small chihuahua on halloween i was hecka scared.