2006-07-27 09:24:10 · 18 answers · asked by jase 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Chuck waits and reconoitres the terrain till it's ok to go...Then he goes into action "Wham ,Crump ,Thump "..But he has been seen and it's all gone t*ts up..So he runs and bullets are straffing after him.. Chuck gets to the woods and waits till the patrol comes looking for him... Then it's all irrelevant,cos his best mate gets killed and he remembers he just had an appointment at vidal's so he has to dash...etc... Then he has his hair done and strikes carnage into the hearts of his enemies by stealing a helicopter that "Colonel Machine Gun Troutman " of Rambo fame left on his front yard... And all the P.O.W.'S end up safe and sound and Chuck kills the nasty guy ,but with a little twist.. He first beats the hell out of him then sticks a grenade in his boxers... And im not tellin u no more cos this is a book and u aint geetin the rights to it lol
2006-07-27 14:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whatever the most bada$$ thing is to do in the situation, b/c Chuck Norris is a freakin bada$$!!! And then he'd kick some more *** just for the hell of it.
2006-07-27 09:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesnt have to ever worry. Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waits...
Chuck norris isnt hung like a horse... horses are hung like chuck norris.
2006-07-27 09:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy!
A roundhouse to someones face.
- Chuck Norris doesn't break wind, he destroys it. :)
2006-07-27 09:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by V9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would turn his walking frame into a set of lethal nanchuckas, then rip his false teeth out and throw them as he would ninja stars. nobody dont nobody fu'ck with the chuck.
2006-07-31 00:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roundhouse kick it in the head then go nail some chicks
2006-07-27 09:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Mick B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save the world! Ugh...
2006-07-27 09:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck would kick ***
2006-07-27 09:27:37 · answer #8 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick your question in the fase
2006-07-27 09:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Wax Crayon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carefully choose whom to leave alive.
2006-07-27 09:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by badbear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋