You know how sometimes at the urinal you'll look over at the guy next to you and compliment him on his package? I do this a lot and I get mixed responses. Sometimes they'll thank me, sometimes they'll turn away and rush out of the restroom but yesterday somebody told me I was gay! Can you believe that? I have a little bit of a lisp but I'm definitely not gay.
Here's the things I say "Hey buddy, the good Lord sure blessed you down there. Good for you pal" then I'll pat them on the shoulder. Or sometimes I'll say "WOAH! I feel sorry for your wife!" Then I'll slap them on the behind. You know, friendly gestures.
Are these considered "gay" sayings? I don't want to come off the wrong way.
2006-07-27 09:10:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Oh no, looking at someones penis (or "package"), is not gay, and slapping on the butt (I mean, "behind") is not gay either! YEAH!!! WHAT YOU ASKED SOUNDED LIKE YOU ARE GAY, STOP IT!!! WOULD YOU LIKE SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU, WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM???
2006-07-29 09:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by Elliot T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think there's a gay saying other than "I'm gay." Though I can understand how many MANY people may take that the wrong way. You also have to understand that many people may be shy or embarrassed about that part of their body. But if you have good intentions I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
2006-07-27 09:14:14 · answer #2 · answered by RH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer this: If there are 4 urinals in the bathroom and there is one occupied at the far end, which one do you go stand at?
If you said anything other than the one farthest from the other dude, you need to rethink your sexuality.
2006-07-27 11:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by jake_deyo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is gay, proper etiquette is eyes straight ahead, no turning your head right or left and no talking, if possible you should not pick a urinal next to another person anyway.
2006-07-27 09:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by JohnnyStonehaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boss i am from the caribbean and if you do those things here, you will be deemed gay. it may be better to just stop saying that stuff altogether
2006-07-27 09:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by Buddha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me which urinals you use. You definitely Gay and I wanna visit.
2006-07-27 19:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pat on the shoulder is pretty gay. It can be misinterpreted. what you should do is pat them on the butt, and start off your compliments with, "I'm definetly not gay, but......" or "If I was into dudes..........." or even "can I touch it?........"
2006-07-27 09:15:49 · answer #7 · answered by good knower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is indeed extremely rude to talk to strangers about their genitalia. No matter how well some men may take your comments, it's better (and safer) if you just refrain from making them.
2006-07-28 07:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by carturo222 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't say anything about somebodys package unless you know them man. Although it is classic that you do. I am suprised you have not been beaten.
2006-07-27 09:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by bunja2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe its time to come out, not my thing but if you said i had a big package and slap on my ***. A right to your jaw would be coming
2006-07-27 09:16:38 · answer #10 · answered by darrenfanelli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋