2006-07-27 09:08:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
World's Funniest Joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-07-27 09:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron W. 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Your mama is so stupid, she stuck an energizer up her butt and screamed I GOT THE POWER!
2006-07-27 16:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by Lil'Mama304 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hows your momanem?
2006-07-27 16:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by blaird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at me i'm naked, that should give you a good laugh
2006-07-27 16:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by powernewfie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but my lips hurt real bad!
2006-07-27 16:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by The Thpeech Pathologitht™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love lamp,really i do. shes a hot momma
2006-07-27 16:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll try ,tickle tickle tickle
2006-07-27 16:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fat donkey
2006-07-27 16:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
westlife are punk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
2006-07-27 16:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by Chris M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AFI ARE NOT GAY!!!
2006-07-27 16:14:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋