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I did and my parents never found out.

I know my son won't- he's just 13 and smells terrible, no girl in her right mind would get near him!!!

2006-07-27 08:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by princesspms 2 · 2 0

I'd tell them to disassemble the bed, take the sheets and move it into their own place. Before they hit the door, I would beat the hell out of them. Then they'd think twice about disrespecting me and their father ever again. If they were paying bills and purchased my bed, then they could do what they wanted in it. It's still gross, not my child, but someone else's sweat, funk and bodily fluids romping around on my sheets and breaking in my mattress. I don't know, by the time I have my daughter and she gets to be a teenager, my thoughts and/or reactions may be different by then.

2006-07-27 15:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0 0

Well, I did do this to my mom a couple times. I remembered to make sure everything was clean and made up before she returned. (my reason was because I would have another couple of friends staying in my bed :) hehehe

I guess, besides the fact that if my child were under 18 I would fully disdain their premature sexual activity, that I would have to just feel sick and violated, for punishment I'd make them scrub my bed and clean my room and the next time I'm away I would make arrangements for them to stay elsewhere with some supervision..

2006-07-27 15:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mariah 3 · 0 0

Actually , i think it is pretty natural . I mean , it is the master bed of the house, the one that your son /dadughter couldn^t use when you are at home . As a forbidden object it is attractive in a way . Do you suppose that your son will take a girl to his own room (most rooms are arranged by mothers) instead of using the main bedroom of the house. Expressing maturity -" I am the master of the house .......atleast when my parents are gone" ;)

2006-07-27 15:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by Miroslav G 2 · 0 0

Well, the ultimate punishment for teenagers is humiliation. I would go to their school, find their classroom, walk in and find some way to mortify them in front of their classmates, then I would do it again two days later, then I'd wait about a week...just when the humiliation has gone away and do it again. When you're in the classroom, say something like "honey, did you change your underware...I know you wet the bed again last night". That would be great, or bring them a stuffed animal and say "you forgot your boomboom bear". That ought to teach them to disrespect you or your bed.

2006-07-27 15:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by timhda 2 · 0 0

I don't have children, but I would have never had sex in my parents bed. It is just off limits. The only time I had sex in my parents house (after I was grown and came home to visit) someone came in the room. I told my stepfather that he should consider putting locks on all of the bedroom doors. My nephew feels that he doesn't have to knock on any door unless it is locked. It was still embarrassing.

2006-07-27 15:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by SouthernBelle 4 · 0 0

They would wear one of those ankle bracelets that inmates on house arrest wear, until I got them into an appropriate out of state school.

I would put the female child on forced contraceptives (the kind they inject under the skin like depo-provera). And send her to an all girl school out of state.

The son would probably be sent to an away military type boarding school.

First of all I would have taught them that they would not use their private parts for anything but for going to the bathroom with as long as they live under my roof.

2006-07-27 15:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysbombed 5 · 0 0

I would make them change my sheets and wash the dirty ones. Plus, they'd have to do a deep cleaning of my room- vacuum the mattresses, the carpeting, wipe down my headboard with antibacterial stuff and spray febreeze all over.

Then, I would take them to the doctor to make sure they didn't have an STD/ were pregnant and would make sure they had birth control.

2006-07-27 15:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by keengrrl76 6 · 0 0

IF.?... Hey, as long as they washed the sheets, what the hell... live and let live... on the other hand... I might be a bit miffed if my Son AND Daughter had sex on my bed... vice is nice but incest is not the best.!

2006-07-27 15:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would be livid for two reasons.

1) They should not be having sex for any reason, no matter where they did it.

2) Why should he get to have sex in my bed when I don't get to have sex in my bed?

2006-07-27 15:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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