have you heard about the 3 L's of life or the 3 F's of life or the 3 R's everything comes in three's

Question

war has the 3 D's =death , disease , distruction.
conservatives have the DT's they are trying to shake =death and taxes
liberals have the 3 L's of life =look , listen , learn .
conservatives the three F's = if it fly's floats or focks lease it
both groups need a little more of the 3 R's = reading righten and rhtmatic.
HOW are we ever going to come together and see we need to fix america from the greed that is destroying us from the inside .
there are plans and money going to develop a new highway rail line and pipe line coming in from mexico and heading north to canada.
ALMOST all of the manufacturing jobs are gone and if it was not for the war ten's of millions would be unemployed right now .where do you think 500 billion goes to its all not ending up in one guys pockets some of it goes to keep the people employed and paid so they an pay there bills but more and more it is coming from the working people of america .those who do not get a check from uncle sam .
we need to fix it.

Answer 1

Here's one for you....

The Liberal 3

Lying
Laziness
Loose morals

and sir.....YOU need to learn the 3 R's Reading,(as you claim to be literate, but seem to miss the point) wRiting,(as your spelling, punctuation, and grammar are atrocious) and aRithmetic.(as nothing that you say computes!)

Answer 2

When I was going for my MBA they had the 4 P's of merchandizing.

Price
Promotion
Product
Placement.

Answer 3

Exactly.'Nuff said.