tell me something VERY random - 10 points for the best one and if you're gonna be a bastard about it go away
2006-07-27 07:17:35 · 46 answers · asked by chameli/bebo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
A cow ran in to the captain of china's fishing industry who was screwing the small killer kangaroo while jumping on a train to the palace of escargot. the cow was named pooty
2006-07-27 07:23:54 · answer #1 · answered by hockey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have Cystic fibrosis (CF) is a life-threatening genetic disease affecting approximately 30,000 people in the United States. For people with the disease, a defective gene causes the body to produce a faulty protein that leads to abnormally thick, sticky mucus that clogs the lungs and can result in fatal lung infections. The mucus also obstructs the pancreas, causing difficulty for a person to absorb nutrients in food and can block the bile duct in the liver, eventually causing permanent damage in approximately six percent of people with CF.
2006-07-27 07:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woke up this morning (you seem like a nice person ) and took a shower (how is your day going? ) I sat down to breakfast ( are you finding the answer here that you were looking for ) when i was done i brushed my teeth (so what color are your eyes) then i grabbed my brief case (I bet you have a very nice smile) and kissed my daughter good bye( well i hope you have a nice day) and told her I hope she has a nice day!!!!!!
2006-07-27 07:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by Givingitthought 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the neighborhood stray had another litter. this time she left one behind. I thought it was dead because it was't moving and it was kinda cold. so I wrapped it up and called the spca to come remove it. I left it on top of the dryer. About 5 hours later I was cooking and heard a noise. It was the damn kitten. She was alive after all. I kept her.
2006-07-27 07:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your not a very bright person for posting that. I would consider buying some common sense. This is a question board for people who want serious answers, not your illegitimate postings. Please grow up and be considerate of others next time, and take that crap to another website other than Yahoo!.
2006-07-27 07:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by mack_boi2011 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People should stop killing other people.
I like Ben & Jerrys Phish Food Ice cream
What if dogs ruled the world?
2006-07-27 07:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
I just dropped almost 200 cd's on the floor and they're all over the place...
Some of the jackets broke,and disc's are scratched...
Thank You
2006-07-27 07:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My neice is killing herself by using Meth....I dont kow how to save her..she just turned 17, and loser that started her on it is 20......he is a punk.....I want him to feel pain..or worse and I know thats wrong....but this is really tearing me up inside....we were so close...any ideas....she won't go against him, and i think he has threatened her.......she was so beautiful..and now looks like a walking skelaton.
2006-07-27 07:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by lisa46151 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days I'll just kick this piece of **** out the window.
We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the *** prison.
- "Office Space"
2006-07-27 07:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by SOBITO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawning isnt really contagious....when one person in a room yawns and others seem to "catch" the yawn...they are simply resonding to the same cause such as a stuffy atmosphere or boredom
2006-07-27 07:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋