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2006-07-27 06:50:59 · 36 answers · asked by Dz Nutz 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
To get Osama bin Laden caught next morning dead or alive!
2006-07-27 06:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten things George W. Bush prays for before he goes to sleep:
1. He prays for the remaining years of his presidency to go as fast as his approval numbers have plummeted.
2. He prays that one-day history will look fondly back on him as a misunderstood President, whose actions worked towards the betterment of mankind. Unfortunately, given Bush’s poor theological knowledge, he isn’t aware that even God cannot perform miracles that go against the truth.
3. He prays that one day he will be able to make Presidential decisions like Dick Cheney.
4. He prays that he will be able to complete the book “ The Little Engine That Could” in one day.
5. He prays that one day the term “Nuclur” will be included into the American vocabulary and that he will be credited for its invention.
6. He prays that one day he can articulate himself with the adroitness of most 8 year olds that his “No Child Left Behind Program” has left behind.
7. He prays that the radical proposition of global warming is not true, and that the constant bush fires around his Crawford ranch are not a result of global warming, but a call from God to be like Moses.
8. He prays that Osama Bin Laden converts to Christianity so that it will be easier to find him in a church, because finding him in the caves of Afghanistan is “Haaard Wooork”.
9. He prays that Jesus is actually for preemptive war and all that stuff about turning the other cheek is just liberal distortion by Jesus’ 1st century contemporaries and biographers.
10. Finally, he prays that God forgives him for what he has done. Little does he know that even God, in all his infinite magnanimity, has lost patience with his deviant child.
2006-07-27 07:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 - his family
#2 - his country
#3 - all the world's peoples
2006-07-27 06:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by Walter Ridgeley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He prays the electricity does not go out because if it did, Cheney would die (yes, he gets plugged into a wall every night to keep his ticker ticking) and then what would he do?
2006-07-27 06:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by Salem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Complete world domination and to be back on the ranch for just a few more months ASAP.
2006-07-27 06:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think bush is kneeling to pray. i thiink he is bent over like that holding his side from laughing so hard at the common people of this country after all he has gotten by with at our expence.
2006-07-27 07:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More oil profits for his Big Oil buddies....a bj from Condi.....that Cheney will let him actually make the decisions for just one day and that Laura the Librarian will quit begging him for sex!
2006-07-27 07:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Please Lord, let me be your vessle to make a difference in the world, let me help people to know your love and the joy of loving you. Lord I am only the tool you use in your hands to carry out your message, a message ment for all toolboxes of all the garages of all the peace loving peoples of this world"
2006-07-27 06:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by campojoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That the Supreme Court over rules the Constitution and he can be installed as King.........
2006-07-27 06:55:32 · answer #9 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peace, prosperity, the end of liberlism, no more terrorism, Banning the UN, and a new bike.
2006-07-27 06:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by boker_magnum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋