Who can write the best story? 10 pts. for the person that does?

Question

BUT! you have to use the following words in the story or you will not get the pts.:

Pennsylvania
Mini Cooper
Coldplay
Panic! at the Disco
Pittsburgh
Vegetarian
Rubber Chicken named Bert
SDC Assiciates
Buster the Shihtzu
Gracie the bitchy mixed pound dog
Morissey
Pete Doherty
Carl Barat


This will be hard, but 10 pts. will be awarded!

Answer 1

Okay, so I was driving through Pennsylvania in my mini cooper listening to my Colpplay cd. I was getting bored with it so I switched to Panic! At the Disco to spice things up. I was headed towards Pittsburgh and seriously craving some Vegetarian cuisine. Sitting in my passenger seat was my sidekick and best friend, a rubber chicken named Burt. Anyway, Burt and I were bopping along to the radio when I noticed we were being followed. Damn! Those SDC Associates had found me again. They just won't give up! They looked mean too with their little mascot, Buster the Shihtzu riding shotgun. They swore up and down that I knew where to find Gracie, the bitchy mixed pound dog and Buster's long time doggie girlfriend who'd gone missing. They were jamming to Morissey. I knew this because my buddy Pete Doherty taught me how to read lips. I have to lose them fast before my meeting with Carl Barat.......

Answer 2

Ok so one day I was driving my mini cooper through Pennsysvania when all of the sudden Carl Barat jumped out in from of my car holding a rubber chicken named Bert. I slammed on my brakes and slid into Gracie the bitchy mixed pound dog. She died instantily. I told him that me Pete Doherty and Morissey were on our way to catch Panic at the Disco play. He got a little freaked out because the last time he saw them play he was trippin on some shroom and saw Buster the Shihtzu licking some old hippies *** crack and it freaked him out. So we left him on the side of the road and headed on to the show. About an hour later we decided to stop and eat but morissey was bitchen because she is a vegitarian and did not want to eat any taco bell, she kept on nagging about it so we went to Subway instead. We finally got to the show and when we pulled up we saw the funniest thing ever! Chuck Norris had just round-housed someone from the SDC Assiciaties in the face, it nearly knocked his head off. I went and talked to Chuck for a few minutes. We then joined Chuck and went into the show and had a ****** rockin time. Oh ya we saw buster in there lickin some old hippies *** crack again.

Answer 3

So i hopped into my Mini cooper with my Rubber chicken named Bert and we headed down to the pet store in Pennsylvania to pick up Buster the shihtzu.
Busters view from his pen was that of the SDC associates building and all i could keep myself thinking while i listened to the Morrisey CD was man I hope Gracie the Bi*chy mixed pound dog wasn't going to bark alot when i walked into the store like last time.
I recall hearing a guys voice on the radio right before I started my CD and it mentioned Pete Doherty "who is that guy"? I thought.
Carl Barat was the man i was supposed to contact to get buster his shots so i reran that name through my head over and over, I think the guy was a vegetarian because he sure was skinny for a guy in Pittsburg. I was arriving soon and Morrisey just wasn't doin it for me so i ejected that CD and panic at the disco was playing on the station my radio was tuned to. I really couldn't take much of that so i popped in the coldplay CD and cruised down the highway to trade my rubber chicken fora great shihtzu named buster.
Thanks Carl for being a rubber chicken collector and I owe you Big time.

Answer 4

in pennsylvania i minnie copper would cold play in live with the band panic at the disco they go 2 pittsburg and is im veggeterian and have a rubber chicken named bert ............. how ever pete doheret and carl barat have a gracie the bitchy mixed pound dog who there friends are called buster and shihtzu :) and work at sdc assiciates and the boss there is morissey .

Answer 5

"OH NO!" Shouted the the folks of Rainbowville as a the colours began to develop. "We are not able to have this, this is probably not!" The mayor referred to as a assembly for all to peer "The crimson is stupid, the crimson is stupid!" Announced a person jogging out of the mall. "The most effective option to brighten the crimson, is a dash of the infrequent Purple Pickle Juice!" Explained the townskeeper, Bruce "How can we uncover the Purple Pickle Juice?" Asked Bruce's nephew, Deuce "Hmm, We have got to get it out of the Giant's kitchen" Replied Bruce, he shivered, his throat began itchin'. "Th, the, the G-G-Giant's Kitchen, however no person's ever been in there" Said the mayor with a scare. "Well, I'll cross" Bruce hugged his spouse, Flow "Good success, my love gnome." Flow cried as she peered as much as the Giant's house. -Bruce quietly snuck in -His face began to exhibit a mischevious grin. -The Giant was once nowhere to be determined. -as Bruce made his option to the kitchen, he heard a noisy sound. -The Giant was once cooking and buzzing a music. -He was once blending anything with a nice colossal spoon -Bruce attempted and attempted to not snigger. with all his would -He simply could not support however snicker at this type of sight -The Giant jumped and grew to become round -Bruce's eyes grew extensive as his toes iced over to the bottom -The Giant gasped and gave a shy smile "Why, I have not had enterprise in relatively a whilst" - Bruce smiled and mentioned "It appears like you are making bread" -"It's my mother's recipe, Here sit down and percentage with me" -So Bruce and the Giant had relatively a time -They talked and talked after which the clock did chime" -Bruce gazed on the Giant, larger than the largest Moose "I have to borrow a few Purple Pickle Juice" -He defined approximately the rainbow -and rancid he did cross -He by no means instructed the townspeople approximately his day -He stored the crimson of the rainbow, what extra are we able to say

Answer 6

thats not even worth 50pts.