OWEN WILSON got up off his PILLOW and put a RAINCOAT on his TEDDYBEAR, grabbed his KEYS, and jumped in his FIRETRUCK to rescue BRITNEY SPEARS and her pet RAT who got stuck in a TRASHCAN after failing to throw away their PAPER PLATE.
2006-07-27 06:35:31
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answer #1
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answered by michaelscar 3
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My favorite pastime on the weekends is to go to garage sales. This past Saturday I hit about 5 sales - it was raining, so I took my RAINCOAT. I found a really cute TEDDY BEAR for my daughter, and a FIRETRUCK for my son. I also picked up a plastic TRASH CAN to use in the garage. I also picked up a couple of old People magazines - one with OWEN WILSON on the cover (love that crooked nose) and one with BRITNEY SPEARS (talk about white trash). On the way back to my car a RAT ran across the sidewalk - that was pretty scary. Once I got to the car, I realized I had left my KEYS inside. Thankfully I keep a spare in my purse. After I got back home I made a cheese sandwich, sat down with my PAPER PLATE, leaned back on my PILLOW and watched TV the rest of the day.
2006-07-27 06:37:16
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answer #2
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answered by jamie5987 4
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I don't know how to make them bold, but here it is!
The other day, I was having the neatest dream! I woke up with my head still on the pillow, cuddling my teddy bear. The paper plate from my pizza dinner the night before was in my trash can, and it started to smell, so I took out the trash before a rat could get to it. I put on my raincoat and went outside. That's when I saw Owen Wilson and Britney Spears driving by in a bright red firetruck! I was so excited that I locked myself out of the house - my keys were still inside! But they stopped and picked me up, and we all went to breakfast at McDonald's. Then I woke up. It had all been a dream!
2006-07-27 06:37:51
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answered by Leah 6
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OWEN WILSON, a FIRETRUCK driver picked up his KEYS from where he had placed then under his PILLOW, moving the little TEDDYBEAR that his girlfriend had given him and which he always kept by his bed to remind him of her. Going downstairs he looked at the small piece cheese that he had left on a PAPER PLATE in the kitchen and noticed the teethmarks in it.' Drat' he thought 'That RAT is still sneaking in. He noticed that it had also chewed the BRITNEY SPEARS C D that he had found the previous day and placed on the table next to the cheese. He picked up the disk and, noticing it was wet outside, put on his RAINCOAT before leaving, locking the door behind him and dropping the damaged C D in the TRASHCAN.
2006-07-27 08:06:50
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answered by quatt47 7
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Raincoat
Teddybear
Owen Wilson
Firetruck
Keys
Rat
Britney Spears
Trash can
Paper plate
Pillow
One day Britney Spera was sleepng on her pillow, after eating a rat. She woke up and threw the paper plate in trash can and got the keys to the firetruck. when she opened the door, she saw owen Wilson with her teddy bear and had a fit.????? - I was out - well have fun reading others.
2006-07-27 06:35:54
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answer #5
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answered by chameli/bebo 2
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One rainy day, Britney spears walked home in a pink raincoat. Once she got to the door, she pulled out her key and opened it. Having a hard time opening it, Owen Wilson drove by in a Firetruck and offered to help. She appreciated it but she declined the offer. Once she finally got it open, she saw a huge rat running behind the trash can. She threw a pillow from her couch trying to aim it at the rat but it hit a paper plate with friend chicken in it. The rat ate away. Briteny then took her teddy bear and threw it at the rat. The rat then said "Hit me baby one more time!"
Dumb, I know. LMAO!
2006-07-27 07:16:09
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answer #6
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answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5
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theres this guy named OWEN WILSON he is a firefighter. one rainy day he forgot his RAINCOAT and there was a fire to get to. so his firefighting buddy got him another and they hopped into the FIRETRUCK but his buddy forgot the KEYS. while he ran back to get them he tripped over a RAT. he couldnt find them then he remembered that they were on top of the TRASH CAN lid. when he got back to the truck they sped away to the fire. he and his buddys got off and went into the burning building to go and see if anyone was inside. they rushed in and to there surprise they found BRITNEY SPEARS beating off the flames with a PILLOW in one hand and a TEDDY BEAR in the other. they rescued the people from the building and put out the flames with this new stuff that took away the oxygen from the fire. they nicknamed it PAPER PLATE why well who knows it was probably some kind of a joke but thats the day of a firefighter.
2006-07-27 06:43:35
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answer #7
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answered by arielcowgirl_2010 4
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On a rainy day, BRITNEY SPEARS and OWEN WILSON were going to go out to eat. Britney got her KEYS and got each of them a RAINCOAT. When they got outside they saw a RAT going into a TRASH CAN... they were very disgusted! In it was a ripped PAPER PLATE and a torn PILLOW. A FIRETRUCK passed by them and it stopped. A man came out and said he would give them a ride to wherever it is they wanted to go. They all ate at a beautful ethnic restaurant and the man introduced them to his daughter who had a TEDDY BEAR in her hand. They became good friends and they lived happily ever after!
THE END!
2006-07-27 06:39:41
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answered by Luna Winter 7
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i jumped into my bed and sunk my head into the pillow i was l listening to brintney spears on the radio as i held my teddy bear tight. i then got up and threw my paper plate into the trash can i ran to my front door grabbed my raicoat and keys and went to the firetruck. A rat slipped through a crack in the wall when it heard my footsteps. To my suprise Owen wilson was in my truck with a box of chocolate.
2006-07-27 06:40:53
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answer #9
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answered by buckeyes93 2
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When OWEN WILSON flung open his RAINCOAT in front of BRITNEY SPEARS and exposed himself, she was horrified! He was thinking she'd see him as a TEDDYBEAR, but instead, she was thinking TRASH CAN. He saw her reaction, and quickly grabbed a PAPER PLATE from the ground to cover himself, but it was too late. She had already called the cops. When the police, FIRETRUCK and ambulance got there (yes, the silly blonde called 911) he started yelling at her and calling her a RAT! Then, with him finally in handcuffs, she grabbed her KEYS and drove home to rest her head on her PILLOW and have nightmares for the rest of her life.
2006-07-27 06:37:54
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answer #10
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answered by Beck 4
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One day, kevin federline found his wife BRITNEY SPEARS in a TRASH CAN with OWEN WILSON. kevin was so angry, that he grabbed his KEYS and crashed into a FIRETRUCK. he wasn't hurt though, because there was a PILLOW and a TEDDYBEAR on the seat next to him for the baby. meanwhile, brittany and owen were trying to crawl out of the trashcan, whne a RAT and a PAPER PLATE came flying out of the trash. britney felt sorry for what she did so she busted out singing 'oops i did it again' with a RAINCOAT on. kevin ran off with the baby and the money and was never seen again.
thats the best i got, haha.
2006-07-27 06:44:56
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answered by alyssa 2
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