Okay tit for tat. give me a little tit and i'll give you a little.... ooops. Select me for best answer and i'll go to your link and filter your best answers from previous questions and rate you "thumbs up" increasing your score.
2006-07-27 10:17:04
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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“Irish Designation”
In the States, you folks have what's called the designated driver.
Well in Ireland we have something similar, then again quite different.
In Ireland there are strict rules about closing time and in Cork one pub in particular was always having a time of it. So on this night the cops are watching and waiting.
Round about closing time the lights come on in the pub and everyone files out. Though the cops aren't fooled. So they watch and they wait.
Sure enough round about 2:30am a face pokes out the door and its Murphy. Out he comes, staggering down the street till he gets to his car and he drives off.
The cops go after him and about five miles down the road they pull Murphy over. They get him out of the car and administer the field sobriety tests.
Murphy aces each one, passes em with flying colors......
The one cop speaks up, "You're not drunk!"
"No" Murphy replies, "I'm the designated decoy.........."
That's why............
2006-07-27 13:46:19
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answer #2
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answered by seamus512 3
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i need the points bad b/c im really low in points and im just trying to get to level 2
2006-07-27 13:29:55
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answer #3
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answered by Trevor S. 1
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I don't understand why you feel obliged to give any one points... But hey I am happy with two
2006-07-27 13:35:41
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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i cant be bothered thinking of a reason so i'll just have the 2
2006-07-27 13:31:34
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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I bet I can make you laugh
Knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana..
wait that's not how it goes, ah nevermind
2006-07-27 13:40:27
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answer #6
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answered by nerd.:) 4
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No reason I just want them that's all.
2006-07-27 13:29:01
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answer #7
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answered by G-man 4
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because this is my first week on this nad haven't been picked
2006-07-27 13:30:19
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answer #8
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answered by here_prettygirl_is 3
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Because Im the mom and I said so! :)
2006-07-27 13:32:01
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answer #9
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answered by whiskeygrl319 4
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go ahead! pick someone else! i don't need your stinkin' points anyway!
2006-07-27 13:41:10
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answer #10
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answered by krissy4543 4
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