I'm kidding. But I'd still like to see what people say.
2006-07-27 06:20:53 · 31 answers · asked by cancerman 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Biology
when the farts get old, they go to florida
2006-07-27 06:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
On a large airplane, farts travel the current of the air circulation, which can create some surprisingly concentrated odor streams. If your nose happens to be in one of them, it's gagnasty!
Farts might eventually become part of the submarine methane hydrides, unless they are combusted or photodissociated in the atmosphere first.
It's sometimes fun to imagine how people might act if they had to fart but were in a place where they had to be very, very polite. Suppose that Miss Puerto Rico had to fart right when they called out her name as the winner of the Miss Universe contest? Whoops!
All the other girls would have to pretend they hadn't heard anything, that they didn't smell anything, as they congratulated her. But you know they'd talk about it later, once they left the stage. And the story about Miss Puerto Rico's fart would be all over the world within a few days.
2006-07-27 06:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by David S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a long long time ago in an ancient anus the first fart was released unto the people. The creator of this fart said from now until the end of mankind this fart and all farts that follow (even wet farts) shall collect in a cloud over the earth until the judgment day when it shall rain down in a silent but deadly storm of swirling stench that shall cover the surface of the earth and smother mankind into what will be known as the appocoliptic dutch oven.
at least thats what i think.
2006-07-27 06:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by b_sav510 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fart is an accumulation of gas in the intestines breaking through a barrier and escaping. Like all gaseous compounds, it expands to fill the space it is released into... which is why farting in a small room with no windows or in an elevator is such a bad, bad idea... not only is the gas not able to escape immediately, it also dissipates very slowly... and thus the stink of it lingers for ever so long!
2006-07-27 06:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by LadyDragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They disperse and then join up with other farts to create a monstrous mega-fart. Watch out for these SBD's from hell..they have no souls and are capable of making your hair fall out on first contact.
2006-07-27 06:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They definitely contribute to global warming (not as much as burning jet fuel of course, but they do contribute). Especially cow farts. This is a fact.
2006-07-27 06:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by rollo_tomassi423 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kansas
2006-07-27 06:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, cow farts contribute to global warming, as farts are greenhouse gasses. (farts are methane) They dissipate into the air.
2006-07-27 06:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by ConradD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart fairies bottle them and leave pubic hairs under your pillow (like the tooth fairy). Then they take the bottled farts and spray them into public transit vehicles, where they live long happy lives.
2006-07-27 06:25:56 · answer #9 · answered by Catty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disneyland.
2006-07-27 06:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lycos
2006-07-27 06:23:45 · answer #11 · answered by Sid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋