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i mean, the repeated blood-soak everyday has got to be terrible for their cuticles... yet every republican i see has the softest, whitest, best manicured hands in the crowd... so what kind of soap/treatments do they use?

2006-07-27 05:59:28 · 10 answers · asked by Jonny Propaganda 4 in Politics & Government Politics

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The soap of self-righteousness.

As long as your attrocities are commited in the name of god, you don't need guilt. It worked for the Hollocost, the rape of the Native Americans, the Crusades, the American Slave Trade and the Appartaid that lasted until the 60s. It worked for Josua when he slaughted, raped, and tortured 100s of thousands of Cannanite men, women and children. It worked for David when he slaughtered Philistines (or anyone else who pissed him off - how this ****** could be a hero in ANY religion is beyond me - in modern times he would be called a psychopath and locked up with Charles Manson.) Speaking of Manson, the "self-righteousness" soap was used by him too. And Jim Jones. And Sadam Hussein. And Bin-Ladin. And countless others.

So don't worry, King George, Rummy, and Rice are all in good company. They can keep supporting and funding murder and torture, as long as they do it in the name of god.

Someone said:
"it's not blood they have to worry about. It's all the bullshit and semen left behind by Clinton that can be so hard to remove!"

It is amazing to me that we live in a time when extramarital affairs are a greater sin than fascilitating the murder of 10,000 civilians. Isn't it ironic that it is usually the most religious and "self-righteous" that care the least about mass-murder? But I guess it's alright as long as they take a stand against nookie.

2006-07-27 06:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by ksjazzguitar 4 · 0 1

Hmmm...I'm not sure. Maybe you should ask Bill Clinton - his hands seem pretty clean after doing who-knows-what with his intern, and simultaneously failing to give terrorism even a raised eyebrow (He turned down an offer to have Bin Laden handed over to the U.S.).

At least the blood on republican hands isn't American.

2006-07-27 13:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by evan s 2 · 0 0

Soap is made from a substance called Linear Alkyl Benzene or LAB for short. This is derived from oil. So, go...figure......

2006-07-27 13:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by Chechoos 1 · 0 0

Old fashion lye soap, tons of it !!

When it comes to your views on law breaking as it concerns immigration, you should never SPIT in a heavy wind. You wouldn't want to get SH*T up your nose and on your glasses, with all that sh*t that comes out of your mouth.

2006-07-28 11:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by meimmoody 3 · 0 0

Well I find it much easier to wash my hands of the blood of terrorist, rather then my family. As Republicans keep Americans safe, I would rather kill them, then have them kill me.
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2006-07-27 13:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by Bacchus 5 · 0 0

it's not blood they have to worry about. It's all the bullshit and semen left behind by Clinton that can be so hard to remove!

2006-07-27 13:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its not blood, its paint, and water works just fine thank you.

2006-07-27 13:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they wash it off with sweet crude and dry them with the money of record oil profits.

2006-07-27 13:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by Alan S 7 · 0 0

This is an easy question....

LYE soap

LOL

2006-07-27 13:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by PeaceTree 3 · 0 0

I don't know. Probably the same stuff abortion doctors use.

2006-07-27 13:12:27 · answer #10 · answered by Chris S 5 · 0 0

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