2006-07-27 05:52:08 · 32 answers · asked by - 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hearing my boyfriends voice.
2006-07-27 05:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Vodka Scooter (sounds much like the beer scooter)
The Vodka Scooter... How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought,
"How on earth did I get home?"
As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house.
The answer to this puzzle is that you used a "Vodka Scooter".
The Vodka Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine.
The Vodka Scooter works in the following fashion - The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone.
Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Vodka Scooter.
The Scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment.
This answers the second question after a night out, "How did I spend so much money?"
Unfortunately, Vodka Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries), such as bruised legs, stubbed toes, scratched hands and a sore spot on the top of your head.
An undocumented feature of the Vodka Scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-dimensionalPortals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for?
This answers a third question after a night out, "What the hell happened?"With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of Embarrassing Moments in Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most.
Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another's and quite often, lost time is regained in discussions over a period of time.
Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the Scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending passengers to the wrong bedroom with the wrong person, often with horrific consequences.
Vodka Scooters come equipped with Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending).
These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake either everyone else in the house or your downstairs neighbours.
Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the bruised shins.
Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a small outfit for the ladies or for the men no jacket.
Vodka scooters.........the wonders of modern technology...have you ever had a ride on one??!!
2006-07-27 05:59:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember. I smile all the time. Smiling's my favorite!
2006-07-27 05:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by L.A. in F.W. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finding out that my favorite singer EVER is having a concert really close to where I live! I tried to go to one of his last concerts but it was sold out. I'm so excited!
2006-07-27 05:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by CassieMae! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep smiling all the day...so it would be hard to say what moment...hey, I am smiling right now...and how about you? are you not smiling? :-)
2006-07-27 06:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A video spoof of the Charlene song "Never Been to Me" on youtube.com. It is hilarious!!!
2006-07-27 08:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by jjdanca18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
birth of my baby girl......was in delivery room full of women and all were anticipating as we said we did not peek.....when she came out the announcement of a girl sent all the women into a crazy "I am woman, hear me roar" type shout...which they all announced ..it's a girl!!! which could be heard down at the nurses station.
2006-07-27 05:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jedi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
being a trainee in a company myself I get sent this joke about a new trainee in a company that calls the company owner instead of the kitchen & yells @ him to bring coffee...FAST..the Owner yells back:" you fool u dialled the wrong extension do ou know who I am...?"
"....no!!?"
"I own this company you fool"
"Well do you know WHO I AM????" Yells back arrogantly the trainee
"No..."
" THANK GOD!!!!" says the employer and hangs up...
Read this while installing my new phone!!!!...don't expect you to appreciate it in any way unless you were in my position...
2006-07-27 06:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by Diablous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Granddaughter called about an hour ago and said she was coming home!
2006-07-27 05:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something my fiance said to make me smile
2006-07-27 05:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I read this question about Uncle Ricco.
2006-07-27 05:55:24 · answer #11 · answered by honeylovgoddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋