little timmy runs down stairs on christmas day, opens all his presents.....x box 360...mini ferrari...dvds...cds...cheque for a million pounds... little timmy gets everything.
Timmy rings up his best friend jonny.
'happy christmas jonny i got an x bo 360.... cds... dvds... mini ferrari... cheque for a million etc etc.... what did you get???
Jonny replies 'i got an orange and a pair of socks'
timmy replies ' is that all ha ha ha '
jonny says.. 'yeah well at least im not dying of cancer!!!!!!!!'
wetting myself
2006-07-27 05:45:54 · 8 answers · asked by matthewadampacey 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
That ain't funny that's evil
2006-07-27 05:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Loving*Steph♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My favorite has to be,
whats more fun then rippin dead babies down off the wall?
using the nail gun to get them up there in the first place.
Or mabey,
whats the best part about screwing a baby?
hearing the hips crack under the pressure.
most definitly.
2006-07-27 05:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Hawlass 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny i really like blonde jokes
2006-07-27 05:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats funny!
2006-07-27 05:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by penginsrock4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im laughing but i shouldnt
2006-07-31 04:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by juicylucy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your sad!! your the biggest joke
2006-07-27 05:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by free33262 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats retarded but funny
2006-07-27 06:01:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what doese it matter sexy?!!
2006-07-27 05:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by ashley t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋