i sed sumfin to a middle aged patient of mine 1 day and was soooooo embarrassed that i wished the floor wud open up and swallow me!!!!
i was talkin 2 this lady who was bed ridden and severly ill. she told me that she had only lived in 2 houses all her life, 1 was the house where she grew up and the other was the place where she now lived. she told me the next place she was going to move 2 was kilmorack (or sumfin like that!!!). i sed that sounds really nice and i hope she would like it. she looked at me and sed - kilmorack is the local cemetary!!! it was soooo embarrassing!!! i told her i was so sorry but i thought it was somewhere scenic like sumfin out of take the high road!!!! can u beat this?????
2006-07-27 05:41:46 · 19 answers · asked by little_hen_uk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I said to my boss once "That woman who just walked out of the hotel is horrible!I hope she wont come back ever again!"
And he said " Well, I have been married to her for 25 years, I should know that........"
That was the most embarrassing moment in my life
2006-07-27 05:46:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
when i was in 6th grade we were going to have a special ceremony for september 11. since it had only been a year since it happened, i got a little ditzy and asked somebody nearby, "what's so special about september 11?" the whole class heard and cracked up real bad, and i probably turned like 6 different shades of red. the dumbest girl in the class told me that i needed a "reality check", and i was even more embarressed! to this day i feel so so awful about what i said and that i forgot all about it...my prayers are with all those whose lives were taken.
2006-07-27 12:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by cRaZeEcHiCa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't know, you shouldn't feel too bad.
The most embarrassing thing I ever did was sitting in a traffic jam when I needed to find a "comfort facility." I forgot my 13 year old step daughter was in the back seat and I yelled out
"F$%^ ME!" She burst out laughing and I turned beet red. My step-kids have heard me swear maybe four times in 15 years.
2006-07-27 12:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by Robb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fairly embarrassing!!
It wasn't something I said but I was with my friend when she said it.
We were at work one day and she had made a mistake and was beating herself up over it, and said to our boss "Do you ever feel like a ****?" instead of saying "Do u ever feel like a wanker?" I was so embarrassed for her she went scarlet especially with the responses she got from the lads in the office!!
2006-07-27 12:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by little pink dynamite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bumped into an schoolfriend who i hadn't seen for about 8 yrs, and we were stood there talking in the pub toilets as you do, and we got talking about kids, i told her about mine, and then i asked her when she was due, she looked at me and said..."I'm not pregnant, just fat" OMG! i have never ran out of the toilets so quick in all my life, cos at school, she was well known for being a nutter!!!
2006-07-27 12:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by jane c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not something I've said but totally embarrassing all the same:
I was a nurse and while feeding a man his cup of tea (he had had a stroke and couldn't do it himself) he nodded towards my boobs and said "They are nice and big. Are they real or plastic?"
Oh my God! How do you answer that? My colleague overheard and nearly weeed herself with laughter. Needless to say, he nearly ended up wearing his tea!!
2006-07-27 12:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by Rae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This lady was trying on clothes in a dressing room beside me ,and her husband was in the lil hall waiting to see what she was trying on.She asked him did she looked fat,and I told her yes but I thought I said it in my head.It was really embarrasing because when I came out of the dressing room they were both staring at me.
2006-07-27 12:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by DiamondXxx 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny..... I once told a friend of the family, "Nice wig"... afterward thinking... (I wasn't suppose to say that).... my heart was in the right place though...lol
2006-07-27 12:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by gww1911 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While pregnant and pissed at my hubby I meant to yell out "I'm gonna kick your @**" but those drated hormones made me say "I'm gonna kiss your @**" ....of course the story gets told to everyone he knows now.
2006-07-27 12:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by adgmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was trying to speak in my native language and i called myself a circumcision by mistake. i kept repeating myself but after everyone started looking at me weird, i realised what i had been saying and felt VERY stupid!
2006-07-27 12:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by the_water_girl_82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋