From the Onion.
"Tony Stewart Calls Upcoming Allstate 400 'A Great Opportunity to Kill Someone'"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51087
Y'all know I love him and hope he wins at his favorite track again, but BWAHAHAHA!!!
2006-07-27 05:41:13 · 10 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing
YES, I know the Onion's a satire! That's why I said this was *funny*!
2006-07-27 05:48:31 · update #1
It's funny because it's a JOKE. It would even be funny if Tony actually said as long as he didn't mean it. I'm still giggling.
2006-07-28 18:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by Bandit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd hae to go with "or what". Sorry, but I don't really find humor in death. Yeah sure it's a joke, not a real newspaper, but I do think there are other ways to get a chuckle than to joke about that sort of stuff.
2006-07-27 13:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by smokes_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Onion is "fake" news.
2006-07-27 12:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by Whiskeytangofoxtrot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realise "The Onion" is not a real paper!
2006-07-27 12:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by Wounded duckmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame!
2006-07-27 15:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definetely not funny
2006-07-27 15:01:01 · answer #6 · answered by bluegrass kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nascar is no fun unless someone dies.
2006-07-27 12:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that much....
2006-07-27 13:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by sulaiman s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...sure
2006-07-27 12:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really
2006-07-27 12:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by davidgreisbaseball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋