Just in case you didn't know the two met at a restaurant just after the final match of the World Cup.
Hmmm maybe this should be at the jokes category or rather food.LOL
2006-07-27 05:38:55 · 14 answers · asked by kwame 3 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
put a cork in it.
2006-07-27 05:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by ebayes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Italian pasta said: "siamo i campioni del mondo!" ["we are the champions of the world!"]. The French wine replied: "c'est pas juste, nous, on est mieux!" ["it's not fair, we are better!"]. And they fought in the poor customers' stomachs, so hard that they had to be taken to the hospital ;-)
Seriously though, we had Italian mortadella with French croissants while we were watching the game, and nothing happened... it tasted soooo good!
2006-07-27 05:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by thecatphotographer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Italian pasta: (Mafia accent) I'm goin' put a hit on you, if ya don't stop cryin'
French wine: (Stereotypical French Accent) But me le heart, she is le broken, why did le you have le cheat to le win, sarcé bleu!
2006-07-27 05:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by Frenchman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the wine bottle headbutted the pasta
2006-07-27 05:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by forzaitalia06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pasta: youra meana, youra bada, you a gava zidanna a headacha so thata he hitta materazzi on da chesta, so da headacha stopsa...
the wine: noooo yourrr rrongue, materrazzi add too moch of you and zizou wanteeedd to solf iis stomuch-ake...
2006-08-01 14:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by Pinturicchio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have a little wine
Qui(pronounced wee)
No, just a little wine.
2006-07-27 05:42:55 · answer #6 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I'm not answering this one I was just LOL@Pinturicchio..
2006-08-01 15:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by Juventina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have some cheese with that whineeeeeeee!
2006-07-27 05:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get me a beer!
2006-07-29 00:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by Ana Sofia PORTUGAL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have some cheese to go with your w(h)ine.
2006-07-27 05:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by TheOnlyBeldin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋