hmmmmmm im gettin a lil de ja vu ..... anyway heres the answer...
God may have made man in his own image, but woman he definitely made from a do-it-yourself kit. All those valves, buttons, nozzles, all that just for producing children, and half the time they don't work. Which is why he probably created gynecologists very shortly afterwards. There must be an easier way. He got it right with birds. They just lay eggs. And they're happy. They sing all day. There's just too many things that can go wrong with women. And that's the point. Woman was an accident. He was actually trying to design a car. Which is why his German one turned out to be fast and efficient, his Japanese one small and neat, and his American one big, noisy, and more temperamental than all the others
2006-07-27 20:55:45
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answered by Sharky Vl 5
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Girls: guys think they know there way around everywhere, the dont take showers everyday, they think they are right the majority of the time, they are flat out lazy
2006-07-27 13:06:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I have a four year old little boy and he does such funny and weird things that I just chuck it up as boys will be boys other wise i may have a problem on my hands. Haha
2006-07-27 12:15:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Hello,
Well there is just one thing...
Ladies take to long getting ready for a night out on the town,to trip the lights fantastic with me...
Women.You can dress em up.But you can't take em out...
Other than that...
I just love all the ladies..:)
Thank You
2006-07-27 12:34:15
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answered by ? 5
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Boys act stupid when their with their friends,burp and think it's funny, and just are annoying 24/7
2006-07-27 12:18:12
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answered by Brittney 2
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Great question! I don't like it when a woman makes me wait for her to be ready to go out. Just get dressed - what takes so much time?
But the wait is always worth it, I'll admit. :)
2006-07-27 12:15:27
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answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7
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(Didn't you ask this one before.....?)
(In case i am mistaken.....i'll give a different answer this time.)
Women are superior to men in almost all ways.
But.....you still seem to have failed to grasp the concept of the television remote control.
The remote control is for flipping through as many channels as possible in the time available.....*not* for stopping at images of babies, kittens, shoe sales, or any discernible release of emotions.
Valid reasons to stop flipping include car chases, gun fights, space aliens, beer commercials, and scantily-clad women (the ones who weren't already appearing in beer commercials, i mean).
2006-07-27 16:10:44
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answered by missinglincoln 6
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Fart or Burp in public.....
Will leave the toilet seat up or not wipe the seat....
Will dare to wash dishes only if being paid or lost a bet....
2006-07-27 12:14:32
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answered by Mary 3
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Boys will always be boys when it comes to cars and computer games..oh and football,they can't help themselves!!
2006-07-28 02:02:38
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answered by cc 6
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have "inane" conversations when they get in each other's company....If you don't believe me, watch the Miller Lite®
"Man Law" commercial....this is not so far off reality with guys.
2006-07-27 12:15:53
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answered by Kiss my Putt! 7
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