as in the sound of music..
2006-07-27 05:03:42 · 16 answers · asked by tinkerbell_sugar_fairy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
lol to how do you catch a cloud and pin it down.
2006-07-27 05:06:06 · update #1
i meant how not hoe. soory for the mistake
2006-07-27 05:08:37 · update #2
better yet...how do you find a word that means Maria?
howwwwwwwwwwww do you hold a mooonbeeeeeeeam innnnnnn youuurrrrrr haaaaaaaaaaaand!
i love singing nuns.
2006-07-27 05:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by justoooon 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
3 Marias will conflict it out on Saturday evening for the starring function in Andrew Lloyd Webber's revival of The Sound of music. Connie Fisher, Siobhan Dillon and Helena Blackman have made it to the terrific of BBC1 educate How Do You sparkling up a situation Like Maria? The winner will look on the West end level as Maria, the making a music nun performed with suggestions from Julie Andrews in the 1965 movie. The musical opens on the London Palladium on November 14. Connie, 23, from Pembrokeshire, Wales, is the bookies' customary to land the function in the stay educate. Lloyd Webber desirous to forged an unknown after Hollywood actress Scarlett Johansson subsidized out. The composer has been criticised for undertaking the Pop Idol type auditions. And he's asserted to have secretly signed up West end veteran Emma Williams for the area - she will percentage the performances with the television educate winner.
2016-11-26 02:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She climbs a tree
And scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear.
She waltzes on her way to mass
And whistles on the stair.
And underneath her wimple
She has curlers in her hair!
Maria's not an asset to the abbey.
She's always late for chapel,
But her penitence is real.
She's always late for everything,
Except for every meal.
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey!
I'd like to say a word in her behalf.
Maria makes me laugh!
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and bring it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertigibbet!
A willo' the wisp!
A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
Many a thing she ought to understand.
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say,
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I'm with her I'm confused,
Out of focus and bemused,
And I never know exactly where I am.
Unpredictable as weather,
She's as flighty as a feather,
She's a darling,
She's a demon,
She's a lamb.
She'd out-pester any pest,
Drive a hornet from his nest,
She could throw a whirling dervish
Out of whirl.
She is gentle,
She is wild,
She's a riddle.
She's a child.
She's a headache!
She's an angel!
She's a girl.
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a clown and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertigibbet!
A willo' the wisp!
A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her,
Many a thing she ought to understand.
But how do you make her say,
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
Ha Ha I love this movie!!!
2006-07-27 05:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by tre_wingo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! You marry a hoe like Maria off to her employer and his six kids. That probably clipped her wings pretty fast
2006-07-27 07:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy--you marry her off to the widowed father of seven children and let her know it's OK if you're not cut out to be a nun; that the love between a man and woman is holy, too.
At least now she's someone else's problem!
2006-07-27 10:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by sellb123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shouldn't be answering this question because I am not a hoe! And I don't know maria!
2006-07-27 05:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prozac
2006-07-27 05:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you catch a cloud & pin it down
...as in the sound of music
2006-07-27 05:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by metronome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hoes like maria need only one thing but i wont print it here
2006-07-27 05:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by The Wanderer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tie her up & whack her.unlike the sound of music but like the mordern times!
2006-07-27 05:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by kitty pride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋