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Question

ok ok ok . im bored. really bored. someone entertain me please. i would really appreciate it. thanks.
whoever gives me the best entertainment can have 10 coins.
=]

Answer 1

I walked into a bar, and noticed behind the bartender there was a tiny guy (about a foot tall) playing a piano, and a talking parrot. After ordering a drink the bartender told me the parrot likes me, and because he does, I get to have one free wish. Assuming this was a con, I asked for "jewels". Instantly, I was surrounded by all these morons. Confused, I asked the bartender what was going on, and he said, "Oh, the parrot is mostly deaf. He must off thought you said "fools"." The bartender then looked and retorted, "You see, it really makes sense, because do you think I honestly asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

Answer 2

hey im not really sure how to entertain cause im bored out of my mind right now. its midnight, not sure if i should do homework or watch tv or blah blah blah. so bored. well anyways, hope someone else can give you better entertainment lol.

Answer 3

Enjoy these jokes, so you wont get bored
Bush Leadership Test

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Dick Lugar to the White House and says, "Senator Lugar, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Lugar hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Lugar leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Lugar calls Rice at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now lookee here, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Lugar rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Condoleezza Rice!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ****, it's Tony Blair!"

*******

Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks.
"Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage."
"Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow."

Answer 4

Jenny, Jenny I'm gonna give you a penny.
You put it in a wishing well and what you wish you do not tell. If you wish and it does come true you will no longer be so blue.

Answer 5

Ok.. here we go... daaa dum, dee dum, deeeeee da da dee doo... dee do dee dum... deee do do de dumpedy doooo.... Cha cha!
Oops, I forgot that you can't see me. I just did a really cool tap dance routine that I've been practicing for months. Pity

Answer 6

join the group of boredness.there is 5 ppls in includin me,me,me,me,and if u join in it there will be 5.yea no i wont be bored to death.

Answer 7

K I know what to do.
1. go to http://rastaman126.tripod.com.
2. go to the page where you can listen to music
3. listen to "junjo" by elephant man (it's free).

Answer 8

Vote for PEDRO!!!

Answer 9

http://order.jamster.com/jow/slp_order.do?contentType=25&doc=3069007&parentId=1068977&jhs=481&forcelocale=en_US&XY=GNQwyjnS0L!1417846510!1154306096195

Answer 10

boo!