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2006-07-27 04:36:07 · 17 answers · asked by lindam772005 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Yes I can. Thanks for asking.

2006-07-27 04:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by justaskn 4 · 0 0

Hello,
As i drove from the airport in Syracuse,to my lady lovers apartment that sunny afternoon.I was thinking to myself that my lady probably did not have any Milk in her refrigerator.So i stopped at the 7-Eleven and bought a half gallon of 2% for her.Because she always drinks Nestles Quick all day long.I pulled into her driveway and rang her doorbell.Well i'll be damned if a Spider Monkey didn't answer the door and asked me to come in.Sratching my head i asked the Monkey if my lady lover was upstairs.And grinning he said,Dark Angel she is indeed upstairs,and you can go right up.I gave the Monkey the Milk,and up i went to my lady's bedroom and knocked on the door.My lover opened the door wearing only a Thong.She looked so sexy Hot that i got a hard on right on the spot.Smiling she motioned me in and i sat down on the bed,and had to unzip my Levi's so i could breathe.With a sigh of relief i just stared in awe at my lady lover in her Thong.Her breasts were like sweet pears just wanting to be sensuously caressed.And the way her long blonde hair lay upon her shoulders was so exotic looking that i could no longer control my desires.I peeled out of my Levi's and walked over to my lady lover.And i whispered in her ear.Baby,you are a Molten Hot like lava.You are indeed my Molten Hot Lava Lady,and i want to make passionate love with you.She put her arms around my waist and said.Dark Angel,Lets get out of these Thongs and get our f*ck on baby.And with that we fell into a passionate embrace.That is until the Monkey opened the door and said.Hey,got Milk??..:)

Thank You

2006-07-27 12:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

If you think a Monkeys slook Hot wearing Thongs, then you have been hit over the head with a coconut hard enough for the milk to come out, you are now in a mental hospital in Syracuse.

2006-07-27 11:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by yuk 1 · 0 0

The monkey we brought back from Syracuse did the oddest thing the other day. I walked in from work, and he was laying on my bed in a pair of my lacy thongs. I took a picture of it, but I was laughing so hard, it came out blurry. When I showed my husband, thinking it was me, he said it was hot. But when I told him it was the monkey, he was a little confused. The more he thought about how he thought the monkey was hot, he decided it was time for him to go to bed. He didn't want to think about it anymore. He poured himself a glass of milk to help him sleep better and he went to bed.

2006-07-27 11:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by MyBestFriendIsMuslim.....So? 4 · 0 0

Once there was a Monkey who lived in Syracuse. He used to sit on his porch all summer drinking Milk, and watch all the Hot girls walk by in Thongs on their way to the beach. The end.

Yeah I know it's lame, and that there are no beaches in Syracuse. Oh well.....

2006-07-27 11:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by Chow_M_Noodles 3 · 0 0

The thirsty monkey was walking down the hot Syracuse street wearing his thongs and drinking his favorite.. moo juice.. His momma always told him Milk does a body good.

2006-07-27 11:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When the syracuse monkey that was wearing a thong looked at his watch and spilled hot milk on his cloth

2006-07-27 11:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by The Eddie 3 · 0 0

One day while in SYRACUSE Jake stopped by the zoo. He loved animals, especially apes. The moment he paid the fee of getting in he headed over to see the MONKEY that was near by. Jake looked at the MONKEY happily. If this was the last part of his vacation(vacation from work) he didn't mind, it wasn't though.

On his way home, Jake stopped by the store to pick up some MILK because he was out of it at home. He was pretty good now and as he walked down the sidewalk to his apartment he noticed something fall from a lady's purse, it was THONGS, he didn't know why she had them, just that they had fallen out and he needed to make sure she got them back.
"Excuse me, miss, but you dropped these." Jake said as he handed them to her.
"Oh, thank you, sir. I hadn't realized they'd fallen." the lady said, giving him a small peck on the cheek and then walking off. Jake's face became HOT with blush, as he wasn't used to getting pecks on the cheek.

2006-07-27 11:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Loved By Someone Above 4 · 0 0

"Ow, that's hot!" He said as he lifted the mug of milk from the counter. He sighed as he realized that it was time to head to Syracuse to pick up the monkey he'd bought to replace his pet rat. The rat had died three weeks ago and he hadn't been the same since.

Just then, she came back into the room, casually towel-drying her hair. When he noticed she hadn't gotten dressed yet, he looked at her questioningly.

"What?" She asked. "I still can't decide whether or not to wear thongs today."

Fin

2006-07-27 11:49:27 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0 0

It was a HOT day in SYRACUSE. We had the A/c on as we went to the local petting zoo.

Inside was Bimpo the MONKEY who loved to wear THONGS

I laughed so hard, I spilled my MILK all over the floor.

We went home

2006-07-27 11:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0 0

One day a monkey spotted a cup of hot milk so he started to drink it. He then went shoping in syracuse for thongs lol

2006-07-27 11:41:03 · answer #11 · answered by :) 2 · 0 0

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