Mrs Bongo and Bongo juniors have gone on holiday for a while. Due to work I've had to give this one a miss and now am getting a bit bored. So what else can I get up to?
So far the toilet seat has remained up, I'm on first name terms with the local pizza delivery firm. I'm using cups straight from the dishwasher (saves putting them away) and the washing up is building up nicely in the sink. A Poker night is set up for the weekend and for the life of me I can't remember where the hoover is or what it does
Anyone got any more ideas?
2006-07-27 04:28:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Dont get dressed
Dont turn the TV off
Stay up late
Get up late
Dont answer the telephone or the door
Eat only junk food and ignore vegetables
Put whiskey in your coffee
Swear at the neighbours
Use a hosepipe late at night
Have a bath and dont rinse it out
Leave your clothes on the floor
&
See how fast your car will really go
2006-07-27 04:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by ogenglishman 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hire a cleaner the day before mrs bongo gets back and impress her with a spotless house! Move all the furniture how you want it. Throw away some stuff that really bugs you in the house (ie noisy toys). Have mates over. Watch what you want. Play music full blast.
2006-07-27 12:26:50 · answer #2 · answered by Nic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Online gaming (World of Warcraft, EverQuest, etc)
Read a book
Write a book
Do something special for your folks for when they get back
Have a sleasy affair with your mom's secretary at work :-)
Dye your hair a different color
Paint your room
Learn a new hobby
Play the stereo very loud
Or better yet, play it softly and be pleased you can hear it without anyone else talking
Watch a movie
Or more fun, if you have a video recorder, make your own movie
The world is your oyster. Enjoy.
2006-07-27 11:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by jplrvflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Party
2006-07-27 11:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out of the house- go for walks, meet up with mates and do stuff that maybe you've never done!!!
get a bike and go out on it, get out in the garden and enjoy the sun- build something- do some diy because not only have you created something- the misses will llove it when she gets back!
2006-07-27 11:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save yourself from certain death. Clean up the house, pick up after yourself, how about actually washing the toilet and doing the laundry? You're arm's aren't broken and you didn't marry a slave. You'll get better treatment if you use your head here...heck, you might even get lucky when she gets home.
2006-07-27 11:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by J Somethingorother 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you tried on mrs bongos clothes? gone through the kids rooms,taken the washer apart to see how it works?gone to a strip club? you better get busy you have lots to do
2006-07-27 11:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by mojomuppet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join me in checking out the pics on http://www.worth1000.com That'll keep you busy for a few days. The pages take a while to load up, but it's worth it.
2006-07-27 11:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by my brain hurts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on your favorite tunes and dance naked throughout your house. Tons of fun, just make sure your curtains are drawn or you'll frighten the neighbors.
2006-07-27 11:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch a movie online at www.cinemanow.com, our buy an TV show at iTunes. Take a walk, sleep under a tree, walk naked in your house, watch some idiot attitudes at www.break.com, make joke calls, go shopping and if nothing work go to sleep
2006-07-27 11:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by rodrigo f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋