Okay are you smart use these words and create a story: underwear, cat, cake , easter, clowns and tom cruise?

Question

get creative !!!person with best story ( has to be funny adn has to have all the words in it) get 10 POINTS

u can use other words to

Answer 1

On Easter, my cat ate my underwear instead of the cake and one of the clowns at the party turned out to be Tom Cruise!
Weird day.

Answer 2

You'll never believe what happened at my birthday party last weekend! It started off just like any other, with the CAKE and what not. But about 15 minutes into it, things started to get weird. These CLOWNS came rushing in the house, trashing everything! My mother called the police. As soon as the cops pulled up, all the clowns scrambled. When the commotion dies down, I noticed that one of them had managed to slip a pair of UNDERWEAR on my CAT. Now, why would someone want to do that? Finally, we went on ahead with the presents. Since my birthday is in March, my grandmother always buys me a new EASTER dress. I loved it, and had to try it on right away. I went to my room and when I came out, something was going on. I weeded my way through the crowd to the living room. To my surprise, there was TOM CRUISE, jumping up and down on my couch like a maniac! I can safely say that my birthday was one that most people will not soon forget!

Answer 3

The lost underwear was finally found on the cat's head. The cat had mistaken the colourful underwear for a cake and tried to bit into it. The cake was baked for Easter and it had several little clowns on it, all fashioned from eggs. Tom Cruise heaved a sigh of relief when he saw his cake was still safe.

Answer 4

At Easter time in the land of Underwear, Tom the cat was cruising down the highway on the way to meet a group of drunken clowns but had to return home as he forgot his cheese cake in the oven.

When Tom got home he saw his house ablaze. And he died of smoke inhalation trying to put out the fire.

Such a sad day.

Then the magic mayor of Underwear land appeared and waved her magic purple panties in the air. Tom rose from the dead, his house was back again and he held his delicious cheese cake in his hand. Now Tom had to really cruise down the road to meet his friends the drunken crazy clowns.

The End

Answer 5

One Day Tom Cruise was walking down the street in his underwear eating a piece of cake when all of a sudden there is a huge explosion down the street by his house. He drops his cake and starts running towards his house goes in and finds that the Easter bunny has tied dynamite around his cat his cat is now dead. Tom grabbed his machete and cuts off the Bunny's head for doing that to his precious cat, Clown. He picks up the pieces of Clown and puts him in a box and buries him in his backyard. Tom decides to call up Katie and have a proper funeral service for his cat clown.

Answer 6

On the easter edition of Oprah, the guest star was Tom Cruise on this particular day. Oprah announced "Tom, in celebration of easter and ur new love, I have a special surprise for you" Dancing clowns came out carrying the cake topped off with a cat that letters were iced on it saying "TomKat" Tom was so overwhelmed that he stripped down to his underwear and jumped up and down on Oprah's couch. The End of the stupidest story ever

Answer 7

On Easter morning, Tom Cruise had no reason to celebrate, because he is a Scientologist. He put on his underwear like every morning, and went into the kitchen to make breakfast. He saw the remains of a coffee cake sitting in the fridge, so he took that out and started munching on it. While busily munching, his cat came into the kitchen, grabbed a toy mouse that was sitting there and started swatting at it playfully. Up it rose, down it fell, and the cat batted it into the dining room. It let out a playful yowl, and Tom said to himself "I just love the way that cat clowns around!"

Then a giant meteorite bearing the likeness of L. Ron Hubbard screamed through the atmosphere, punching a hole into the roof and taking poor Tom out of this world.

The cat played on.

Answer 8

Last Saturday Tom Cruise had a birthday party thrown for him by his friends. It was a surprise party and boy oh boy everybody was surpirsed when Tom showed up walking out of his house in his underwear. What was worse...he wore his easter underwear with little cats and clowns on them. He was a good sport about it though, even when the partygoers got a little rowdy and rubbed him down with birthday cake.

Answer 9

On Easter Monday I was getting ready to go to the egg hunt at the White House. I heard the door bell ring but I was still not dressed yet, I only had on my underwear. When I went to see who was at the door it was a singing telegram. You would never believe who it was, a clown and celebrity impersonator who happend to look like Tom Cruise and he was carrying a birthday cake for my daughter who happens to be a huge fan. When my cat saw the clown he jumped on him causing him to loose balance and fall on Tom Cruise who landed face first on the cake. You had to be there, it was a real Kodak moment.

Answer 10

Tom Cruise reprised his famous underwear scene from "Risky Business" and then threw a party for Katie on Easter, with clowns and a cake that, unfortunately, a feral cat ate when no one was looking.