One day while walking the dog i came across a woman who looked up from the magazine and said............... (ok you go now)
2006-07-27 03:32:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
"I see dead people !!"
THE END
2006-07-27 03:36:15 · answer #1 · answered by BackMan 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
then a horse fell from the sky while shouting obscenities and the granny was like wtf? so she proceeded to wop out her baseball bat and bludgen the horse to death, this infuriated the RSPCA, GREEN PEACE and any other animal related causesand they formed one united group, The Worldwide Association Towards the Protection of Indiginous and other Species of animals Society otherwise know as T.W.A.T - P.I.S.S.
Of course with the onslaught of abuse that followed towards the old lady from T.W.A.T P.I.S.S all of the organisations around the world aimed at helping the elderly then forme together to form there own international organisation to help the old dear they were know as the Society for Helping Invalids Through Years of Pain stakingly Arranging Near fatal Traumatic Situations (to kill them off) otherwise known as S.H.I.T.Y - P.A.N.T.S, anyway to cut a long story short a massive riot broke out and there ended up being T.WAT P.ISS and S.HITY P.ANTS all over the place.
2006-07-27 04:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by andylegendoneill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear not another pervert in the park pretending to walk his dog!
2006-07-27 03:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by A G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You stole my dog I will eat you alive then she attacked me and started eating my leg and then I ripped a hole in the universe and shoved her in. Then I tried to close it but a flying beat from Vegebarian IV Jumped out and got beat juice all over me. Then I put weed killer and poison all over it to try to kill it. Then my mother in law showed up and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
2006-07-27 03:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Lecter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why, you're a mighty fine young man. Whats your dogs name, Bingo?? HAHAHAHAHA!!"
You stupid peice of _______________...beeeeeeep
LOL
(im stupid)sorry
there was a farmer had a dog and Lingo was his Lamo.
L-I-N-G-O L-I-N-G-O L-I-N-G-O and Lingo was his Lamo.
that was the stupidest thing I've ever said/typed.
hehehe
2006-07-27 03:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im going from were you left off cos the others were rubbish
........"excuse me kind stranger can you help me, it seems that i have got myself into a right pickle".....i looked up and there standing infront of me was the strangest thing i have ever seen, it was............
(to be continued)
2006-07-27 10:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by anfield_dream9982 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me!Your dog has just peed all over me.
2006-07-27 03:40:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thought you were only asking the one silly question? liar! i take back the present i was going to send you.
2006-07-27 03:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Excuse me have you got the time? Oh and by the way your flies are undone".
2006-07-27 03:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by gp200dawn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did she want me to go to
2006-07-27 03:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by steve o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop staring at my t1ts you perv
2006-07-27 03:35:46 · answer #11 · answered by OriginalBubble 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋