Where can I buy a Gorilla paw ashtray?

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Jeez those things are neat dude

So killing insects is ok but not gorillas? Why's that then? If you believe in not killing animals then at least have some consistency. Of course I don't want a gorilla paw ya daft trout. Just wanted to see if any bellends out there actually have one. Then send them loads of spam. But of course I guess you need to be intelligent enough to figure that out. Are you an ex-colonist by any chance. WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!

Answer 1

I think you can find them in the gift shop at the Nairobi Jomo Kenyatta International airport. If not, have you tried looking under 'useful things frowned upon by PETA' in your telephone listings?

Answer 2

Gorilla Paw

Answer 3

CITE, the international committee on endangered species, has passed international laws making it illegal to possess, buy, or sell items derived from endangered animals. This includes gorilla paw ashtrays. It is possible to get an exception if your item dates from before the 20th century--this allows people to collect antique ivory, mainly--but this would be very difficult to do in the case of the gorilla, which wasn't even known to the West for most of the 19th century. Even if you could find a real one and were willing to risk a felony, be advised that the ashtray would probably cost hundreds or thousands of dollars.
You might be able to find a fake one somewhere. But even if you do get a fake one, it's more than a little gross, in my opinion. You're putting the hand of a highly intelligent animal (many have IQs around 60-70, on the low end of human) to use as a friggin' ashtray. You're supporting the destruction of these animals--there are only a few hundred left in the world--and encouraging poverty in Africa. (It's better for African people if they see gorillas as ongoing tourist attractions, making a sustainable source of income, instead of one-shot payoffs.) Finally, I can tell you right off that if you ever want any woman to ever be interested in you romantically, you can cool it right out on ANY animal-part decor.

Answer 4

Hi ........swich to decalf man ....before its to late .. your freakn out

* now to answer your question >
You can get Gorilla Paws at Wal*Mart & Walgreens
sizes sm. med. lg. ex lg x 1/2/3 colors black & silver
* excellant ashtrays and conversation piece
* also makes a wonderfull gift
* many differant uses , ashtray,soap dish, fruit bowl, warm fuzzy
gloves(cant get a girl freind), great for waxing the car
with a little imagination .... i personally have Gorilla Paw slippers
i wear around the house
* price is right ... only $ 19.95 a pair

for more information go to [e-mail]

Answer 5

You can pick one up at the Store.. along with other endangered species.. like Common Sense.. and Sense of Humour.

Answer 6

Probably the same place you can get those elephant foot dustbins, and kangaroo scrotum purses, and zebra skin rugs...

... why do you want that crap anyway?

Answer 7

go meoooow! you said it, and the author of the question is probably still wondering why you brought up humor.

Answer 8

EBAY. They have everything. Happy hunting.

Answer 9

When in doubt, Google's about.

Answer 10

ohhh I have one. I will trade you for a change purse made out of your balls. :)