2006-07-27 01:15:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Tribbles would be the keystone in the "Axis of Evil".
2006-07-27 01:20:59 · answer #1 · answered by guyd_15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
engineering would be replaced by a Mcdonalds, communicators would play the US anthem. Um the ready room full of bananas....
There would be a whole season where he was trying to figure out how to work the holodeck. But on the plus side the borg would never assimilate him.
2006-07-27 08:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by Octavius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know...
But I bet terroism would be vanquished from the earth.
He'd beam those BASTARDS into space.
The advanced sensor on the Enterprise would find Bin Laden in about .6 seconds.
It's a great fantasy... to take on STUPIDITY... with technology.
Good question.
2006-07-27 08:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would travel to every planet and put up wanted dead or alive posters of osama. Than he would manage to piss off everyone before he left. Than everyone on his ship would be screaming beam me down Scottie there is no intelligent life up here.
2006-07-27 08:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by Stand 4 somthing Please! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The dilithium crystals would be changed into an oil burning engine
2006-07-27 08:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by jonnygaijin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First Officer Cheney would 'accidently' vaporize him with an 'errant' phaser blast.
Then Cheney would be the Captian! LOL!
2006-07-27 08:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by crazyotto65 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would give orders to clean up the universe from rogue stars
2006-07-27 08:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he'd go on an amazing exporatory journey into the bottom of a paper bag.
and get lost.
2006-07-27 08:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worf would have eaten him after the Klingon mating ritual.
2006-07-27 08:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I agree with the first poster, we'd crash into an asteroid because he would have trouble pronouncing "Asteroid!"
2006-07-27 08:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by spike_is_my_evil_vampire 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋