2006-07-27 00:46:29 · 16 answers · asked by johninmelb 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
A blonde walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.
2006-07-27 01:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Imagine Shaq, Warren Sapp and Butterbean in a Volkswagon beetle with a bucket of Kentucky Fried chicken in between them and one wing left in the bucket.
2006-07-27 01:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by Cpt Kirk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, in Britain the word bummed means you've had sex in the anus. So you what you've said has probably raised a few smiles over here. See - you're spreading happiness despite your bad day. Every cloud has a silver lining.
2006-07-27 00:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheer up, i just burned both my feet. I bought a tinned sponge pudding and it said on the label ''stand in boiling water for 2hrs''
2006-07-27 00:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by alnitak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to the Irish man sitting on the ground.
He fell off!
2006-07-27 00:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a description of a liar:
That man has a real economy with the truth.
OR:
go to any of the sites about Jeff Foxworthy -try this one
http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html
2006-07-27 00:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by nickipettis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
2006-07-27 00:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im cheesed off, i now just spilled callipo on my new T shirt, Doh!!
2006-07-27 00:50:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just remember there is always someone worse off than you
2006-07-27 01:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the blind skunk? It fell in love with a fart.
2006-07-27 00:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Roger B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋