Can you report your daily local news for the day?

Question

I am sick of the national news. What happened in your neck of the woods today?

Well I am happy to report that in my neck of the woods the heat wave continues and many continue to savour the taste of the heat because we all anticpate that winter will be bitter sweet. Traffick is light and you can literraly hear the groans of the civil servants on tehir way to the dulldrum jobs. Back to you.

Answer 1

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