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The magic grass sign pixie puts them there - how else !

2006-07-26 23:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Stephen H 4 · 0 0

Well, before the sign was there anybody could walk on the grass, so no problem! However once the sign was installed the guy had to skip off the grass (the sign doesn't say please do not skip on the grass' does it!)

2006-07-26 23:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by ♥*´M`*♥ 3 · 0 0

What the gardeners do, is stand at the edge of the grass, and then, like darts players, they literally launch the sign off into the air and hope for the best.

2006-07-26 23:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by gruffalo 5 · 0 0

The signs are grown from seed, planted at the same time as the grass.

2006-07-27 02:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Some guy walks on the grass and pounds it in - yeah, it breaks the rule...

2006-07-26 23:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by 34th B.G. - USAAF 7 · 0 0

An illiterate illegal immigrant working for the council takes 5 days to put the sign up, how else?

2006-07-26 23:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by rogue_samurai 3 · 0 0

They suspend the head Gardner from a sixty foot crane during the night,and he holds his wife by the ankles,who then has their dog by the tail who has the signs in his teeth and he`s the one that gets the job done. Well you did ask!!

2006-07-26 23:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by AMANDA G 2 · 0 0

maybe the sign is installed before the grass seed is planted...

2006-07-26 23:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the grass wasn't there when they put the sign there it was grown afterwards.

2006-07-26 23:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by natalie m 1 · 0 0

if you're short sighted how do you read them without going on the grass!? Do you skip, run, hop?

2006-07-26 23:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Tuppence 4 · 0 0

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