im off on my jollies soon and need some fashion tips
2006-07-26 22:55:08 · 31 answers · asked by ghost nation 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
Hang a 20 dollar/pound/euro note out of your zip. That will make it obvious.
2006-07-26 22:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Baseball cap without the name of a team on it. Preferably in a indeterminable colour.
A T-shirt that's too tight round the waist (you might want to show a bit of that fat tummy).
Shorts that are a bit too big for you, so that you can show your 'labourer cleavage'. Shorts should be beige.
White sport socks, to cover at least half your calf, and tennis shoes.
Hmm, I think I just described the average middle aged male American tourist.
2006-07-27 06:04:30 · answer #2 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just buy the most tastless clothes you can find from a charity shop. Make sure theyre stained. And a medallion or two would look about right. As long as you look really sad and incapable of meeting someone in the normal way you'll look the part!
2006-07-27 10:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 1970s Gary Glitter look will suffice.
2006-07-27 05:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by Stammerman! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you're doing alright as you are.
I've been to Thailand and the Man U home kit is very popular.
If you really want to stand out though, away kit will have you beating them off.
2006-07-27 06:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear black socks with a striped bermuda. That'll do the trick. A beer belly wouldn't hurt either.
2006-07-27 10:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by suki's mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just wear ur born day dress smart people will come to know u r sex tourist
2006-07-27 06:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by preety 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you need fashion tips for?
You be pi$$ed the whole time and jumping into the pool naked!
LoL XxX
2006-07-27 06:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by tricia1971 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red jumper and yellow stripes, but don't go unravelling it in public. Actually, do unravel it in public, you'll soon catch the ladyboy's attention.
2006-07-27 07:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just show people a photo of Jonathan King and make 'sucky, sucky' faces. And have a 'tache.
2006-07-27 07:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋