What is the dumbest thing you ever said or done?

Answer 1

Once I was late for the bus, I grabbed my jacket, locked the door, (my door you click it from the inside, then when you shut it, it locks), then ran to catch the bus only to realize I forgot my purse, it was sitting on my bed, (with my house keys, money and cigarrettes in it)! Well I went back to the house and tried every window and door and couldn't get in, then I remembered my back door was just nailed in place by several medium nails, (I haven't used that door in 10 years cause it was so messed up). Well I went down the street asking people if they had a claw hammer I could borrow and finally got one. I must of worked 2 hours on that damn door getting it off but finally I did it! YAY! I went into my bedroom, grabbed my purse, opened it and sat there having a long drag on a cigarrette. After my cigarrette, I looked around for some BIG nails to really secure my back door. This time I really nailed the hell out of that old door so no one could ever break in, by this time, it was raining. So by the time I was done I was soaking wet and proud of myself for doing such a good job of nailing, this time no one would be able to get the door off! Boy was I proud of myself! What a stupid idiot I was! I went around to the front door to open it with my keys, and THAT"S when I realized my damn purse was still on my bed, still locked in my house! When I was in there, all I did was get a cigarrette out of my purse! Dammit to hell! I was so pissed! I must of called myself every name in the book! The neighbors must of thought I went insane! There I was, dirty, (from the old door), soaking wet, ranting and raving with a hammer in my hands! Now there was NO way to get into my house! Well, I ended up smashing a window to get in! Now I have a spare key hidden outside so I will NEVER have to go through that again! Talk about doing something dumb? I think I took the cake that day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Ahhh...this is a hard question. I'm socially popular, but I never shut up so I say a lot of stupid things. Probably I feel stupidest when I pipe up with some fact and someone else turns around and says, "No, that's completely wrong, it's THIS..." And then I sort of blush and smile embarrassedly and mumble, "Ok, yeah, right," and sidle away to soothe my injured pride.

Answer 3

There was this fat guy named Matt in my History class. He asked the teacher if the maker of Kodak was inspired by any country in naming the company.

I thought Kodak sounded Japanese, so I looked towards him and smiled, being paranoid (I'm Korean).

The History teacher said that it wasn't, and that Kodak came from the "kkkdak" sound made when you close the camera door.

It wasn't later that I figured out Matt meant Korea, which was why he was being obnoxious about later.

Man, life's weird.

Answer 4

as quickly as I informed a humorous tale at a occasion no longer questioning that the girls individuals have been listening. [Why do adult men fart extra effective than females?] Ans.[because of the fact females can't close up long sufficient to construct up the mandatory rigidity] I awakened 2 hours later in a medical institution emergency room.

Answer 5

I screamed when my brother is pretending to be a monster and coming towards me...(and I've even knew it before my bro is pretending to be that monster...DAMN IT!)

Answer 6

A girl gave me once, that hole romatinc speech about how much in love she was with me....and i was tired...;and told her " i'm hungry, how bout u?" lol..........i was a teenager back then!lol i would never use it now

Answer 7

way to many to list

Answer 8

once i put super glue in my hair

Answer 9

I INSULTED MY TEACHER IN 6th GRADE
BELIVE ME I REGRET IT EVEN NOW
I THINK I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF BEFORE SAYING IT